when youre this cute money *does* grow on trees

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No more confusion

2yr ⋅

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cursed_sperm cell

3yr ⋅

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me_irlgbt

2yr ⋅

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Thanks I hate that the Senate majority leader is the pale man

1yr ⋅

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The venn diagram of things LVM do and things babies do is almost a circle

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and it would taste awful... chickenless bone

2yr ⋅

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I’d *almost* have high tea using this set

2yr ⋅

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end of semester gift for my favorite GSI

1yr ⋅

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What’s your Garfield sign?

2yr ⋅

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“This dog buys cookies at the bar every day and pays with a leaf”

2yr ⋅

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U good bro?

3yr ⋅

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where my jews at?

1yr ⋅

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but do depressive episodes count as a form of birth control 🤔

2yr ⋅

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it’s meme friday and the forecast is ...

2yr ⋅

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Cursed Relatable(?) Content

3yr ⋅

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Ah yes, the four types of girl aesthetics

2yr ⋅

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My first try at embroidering Oski

2yr ⋅

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who else keeps mistaking their period app for canvas?

1yr ⋅

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blessed_UrethraFranklin

2yr ⋅

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This just in: using vibrators during pregnancy causes stutters

3yr ⋅

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girls want to look like Dumbledore

2yr ⋅

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Suspicious farmhand

2yr ⋅

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It’s full and there aren’t even shoes in it :(

2yr ⋅

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I am, therefore I am

2yr ⋅

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nativity cubed

1yr ⋅

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Blursed contraceptive

2yr ⋅

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Nice Guys Finish Last

3yr ⋅

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blursed_hitler

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