They don’t call me Springfield Fats.... Just because I’m morbidly obese.11mo ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Saw this big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin driving today.11mo ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If the Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
As long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.7yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The only monster here is the gambling monster... That has enslaved your Mother! I call him Gamblor!5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
LISA, GET IN HERE! IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!7yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't agree with his Bart-Killing Policy. But I do approve of his Selma-Killing Policy.5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
One year ago, Pearl Jam released Gigaton. The album we needed in 2020.3yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/pearljam
My 1985-86 NHL Official Guide and Record book featuring the Great one and Paul Coffey on the cover.4yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/hockey
Checking in from enemy HIGH above the ice in Section 324. Let’s go B’s!5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/BostonBruins
Found a sealed copy of Pulse today. Quick battery change and we’re off and blinking.5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/pinkfloyd
What did you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Used twice, zipper snags but of course it doesn’t. Thank you REI garage sale!4yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/CampingGear
You’re only calling us a cow college cause we were founded by a cow.6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's it, Homer. I'm taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore, and I'm pulling your favorite song out of the jukebox.6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!7yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or... treasonous? Russian hooker. You tell me.6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This isn't the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk rock.6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
As I listen to this classic, I can’t help but think. Is there another band that laments the loss of a member that was at the time alive more than PF?6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/pinkfloyd
Larry, you must meet our daughter the Debutante. She came out last Spring.5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let's take time out from this triple play To talk about farmer dan's pure pork sausages.5yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865.6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here you go, here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat! Uncle Moe, here i am! While you eat!7yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All Right, now What's so all fired great about your fancy pants leader?6yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Go near Moe. I'd say that's a pretty strong endorsement. So how about you and me go out sometime? You know, out back?7yr ⋅ BigFatTomato ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
