I was my buddy's plus one to a normal company party, or so he thought. Turned out to be a swinger party, and even weirder, a swapping one. No one got the memo that I was a guy, so when time came, I became his boss's wife! I'm stuck living her life until they can figure out how to undo a gender swap!
You would not believe how much concern I got over this post! My friends say it's exactly the type of horny post my ditsy, hormonal sister makes, like I'm going native or whatever. So if y'all will stop blowing up my notifications, I might be able to focus on those rune thingys that made me her twin!
Our parents weren’t around much, so as the oldest brother I often heard, ‘I just wish you were our parent’ from my younger siblings. I appreciated the sentiment, until it came true! Now my bro and sis are kids again and I’m their freaking mom! I need to find them a daddy, I mean, a way to undo this!
I needed a job so I agreed to substitute teach at an all girls academy. It was for a home-ec teacher, but I needed the money and I like cooking. I didn't know they only hire women and magicked me into their perfect version of a teacher! And the contract I signed locks me in for years! What did I do?
Please listen for a sec! You weren’t even born when we agreed to the arranged marriage. We had no idea that you would become a girl! I'm sorry, but this is your life now. Your sister and mother seem thrilled to show you the ins and outs of womanhood. And your future husband seems nice. Oh, don’t cry
