England imported how many barrels of teeth?

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Easily the most accurate description of Grimes I’ve ever heard.

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These Cyberpunk side-quests are weird man.

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We’ll see how long it takes the banana riders to show up and defend their favorite billionaire.

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Gertrude the Petty, Last of Her Kind

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Local Man Beats Homosexual Allegations By Grinding On A Metal Pole Freak Style

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Ah yes, normal Redditor stuff

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What a stupid time to be alive.

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Guys , I’m starting to think this “Baron von Rittenhouse” might not be a good person.

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All my apes gone...well, gone blind.

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Animatronic rule

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My Not involved in necrophilia T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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I’m lovin’ it

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I still don’t know what denuvo DRM is, and at this point I’m afraid to ask

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It all makes sense now

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Um, actually it’s called a cloaca

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Are these “people who cant eat pussy with hair on it without seriously harming their mental health” in the room with us right now?

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Nothing helps the old anxiety quite like someone pancaked on top of you

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Ghibli never misses rule

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1. I have no idea where this is, and 2. I want to be there immediately.

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PsBattle: The Halifax Oyster Festival mascot

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Forbidden Everything Bagel Seasoning

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Just boy things

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Forbidden Kiwi Fruit

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villain rule

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I have several questions, but I don’t think I want answers to any of them

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No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight

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I believe this is what we mean by the co-opting of language by capital.

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I feel like Google might be trying to tell me something

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Raw and Authentic rule

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Only true mythology fans will get this 🤣🤣🤣

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We demand to be taken seriously

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Two cats on a hot tin roof

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Breakfast Club, 2022 Edition

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The machete is just the cherry on top.

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They make an episode without a wet-ass p-word in sight, and he still isn’t happy.

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The nest has how many holes?

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The 1800’s really did hit different

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Rib cages are temporary, bad car art is forever.

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Nuance rule

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R.I.P Thrallway cheese. Looks like it’s back to Shuro Chi.

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In times like these, it’s good to have internet friends who are...thinking of you.

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Hey, fam, gimme that Edna Mode look

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All politicians are at least a little scammy, but this guy really ruined the curve for the rest of them.

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Caitl loves herself a short king. (@ViliantHeart on Twitter)

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It’s a good thing we promised to phase out some oil drilling in like 25 years. Otherwise we might be in a bit of a pickle.

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Sorry, they’re lesbian homesteaders now. Probably met at the farmers market...opposing stalls, one selling baked goods, the other farm fresh eggs....

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This PDF is opening one way or another

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I went to bible college and can confirm.

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most normal Redditor rule

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You know Ethan? I think it is.

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I can’t imagine being as miserable a person as “Attorney Fren” over here. But the two * *sigh* * “butter girls” look like they would be quite happy together.

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Joe rule

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Forbidden Cream Puff

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“Law Enforcement Worker” is a lot of words to say cop.

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Texas rule

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You’ll have to excuse me, I’m busy reading up on cakes.

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The neighborhood is overrun

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Well isn’t that convenient.

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Me: “What should I do with my paycheck?” Instagram Ad: “Become Legend...in your basement”

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Ah yes...the four genders.

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Fruit snack rule

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boygenius rule

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Rule: That John Callanan is a real joker, I tell you what

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Abigail (aka PhilosophyTube) and her very special guest F1NN5TER

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He has strong “my kids don’t call me anymore” energy

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I call this “Cats On a Hot Tin Roof”

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Oh that? That’s just my bedside spear.

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self defense rule

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Rule: The Real Gay Agenda

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Who up chilling with their flaming skull rn?

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Counterpoint: You should wear that hoodie

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of a lost pig.

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I’m just envisioning them as a sitcom about a gamer polycule, their long-suffering neighbor and his precocious grandson.

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crypto rule

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Babe, it’s time for your mandated 30 second passive aggressive meditation “break”

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NOW That’s What I Call Feminism

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Skrillex? In 2022?

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I went to bible college. This is painfully accurate.

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Well if this is an option, than slip me some unfiltered Lucky Strikes and call me Betty Draper.

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Living the dream, tbh

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Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.

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Primal-living Twitter is a truly special place

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Bonesaw McGraw, confirmed gay icon

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Tag yourself rule

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This is what a room full of dental mannequins looks like. Sweet Dreams.

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That’s terrible, can I get a “nice” in the chat?

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Keith rule

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My friend moved to Morocco, and then she adopted a cat. His name is Nugget.

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Growing number of Illinois sheriffs say they won't enforce new gun law

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Destiny music always gets me amped, but this one is something special.

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As if Robert needs to be on more watch lists.

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Before you ask, no, of course she isn’t indigenous.

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the “three genders” rule

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Can anyone confirm is this real

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Shadow Path by P.L. Blair

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Brændon, Lover of Men, B. J. Blazkowicz Reincarnate

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I was introducing my teen kids to Fight Club, and look who popped up?

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A friend of mine moved to Morocco, and then she went and got mixed up with this unsavory character. He goes by Nugget.

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The sexual tension on the post-Battleground comms is killing me.

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Don’t worry guys, everything is totally fine on Twitter

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When you absolutely, totally, 100% are definitely not a necrophiliac

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Probably the only time that haircut isn’t the most offensive thing in a picture

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Looks like snuggling is back on the menu boys

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It’s like a “Tankies being transphobic while defending red imperialism” speedrun

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Rule

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HolUp a minute, Chris Hansen is on his way

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Forbidden Ecto Cooler

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Are the meth addicted geese in the room with us right now?

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Least-Violent Boston Man, Banisher of Neo-Nazis

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Before you ask...no. Of course she isn’t indigenous.

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Mark Zuckerberg has a sister who released a terrible Web3 remix of “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” The backlash was ...fierce.

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Look, weird baby names are just part of the tradwife influencer grift.

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Courtesy of War Party Movement. Makes me want to patrol the Mojave.

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Outcasts of Velrune by Isaac Crowe

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The more I hear about this Gregg fellow, the less I like him

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Starlight: The Great Short Fiction of Alfred Bester By Alfred Bester

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The Kanshou: Book One of Earthkeep by Sally Miller Gearhart

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PsBattle: A B-52 pilot wearing nuclear flash-blindness goggles, 1970s

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So you telling me that 007 could have been saving the world with little smooches this whole time?

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Anyone else remember when Destiny armor was good? Bungie, bring this back 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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By Grabthar’s Hammer...what a savings.

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Piers Anthony - Yon Ill Wind

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I was wondering who left a pint of ice cream just sitting out on a table at Fred Meyer.

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Double Exposure by Piers Anthony

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PsBattle: A Stink Bug

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Peter, is this joke too Twitter for me to get

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Chicago Ironworkers Local 1 recreate the iconic “Lunch Atop a Skyscraper” photo from 1933

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PsBattle: The face of a deep-sea telescope fish

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New copypasta rule

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PsBattle: An art class heat press

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I wish I knew how to quit you, Mr. Frodo.

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Praise RNG-esus , most fickle of deities. I literally can’t think of a better Truthteller, and I got it out of a random, worldly weapons focused Umbral engram.

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Absolute Unit of a Monarch - King Farouk of Egypt (1952)

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Never really made memes before, thought I would go with something simple (and deeply relatable).

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Forbidden tofu

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