She only wants affection on her terms.

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My girlfriend's sister told me that she doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

10yr ⋅

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Watching my grandma's dog for the week.

11yr ⋅

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Snowman FTW!

13yr ⋅

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How I saved Pizza Hut today.

12yr ⋅

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Common unsolved mystery.

13yr ⋅

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Awesome slug is awesome.

13yr ⋅

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Burrito Revenge

12yr ⋅

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Allergy Rage [At least for my GF]

13yr ⋅

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You little shit!

13yr ⋅

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Humbling Cannonball of Epic Proportion

13yr ⋅

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I'm included!

12yr ⋅

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Awesome childhood activity.

13yr ⋅

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I'll never forgive you, Mittens.

12yr ⋅

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As a child, every fucking time.

13yr ⋅

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One track mind, I guess.

12yr ⋅

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Watching Gameshows Rage

13yr ⋅

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Good kid, but a but clingy.

13yr ⋅

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I found the damn thing 5 mins later exactly where I left it

13yr ⋅

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I'm keeping my door locked now.

13yr ⋅

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I swear we're not!

13yr ⋅

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Cat induces nightmare.

13yr ⋅

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Daily life in the pizza biz.

12yr ⋅

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Take that!

12yr ⋅

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Near heart-attack moment.

13yr ⋅

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Diet cola: reassuring 'Murca for years!

12yr ⋅

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I hope I overheard sarcasm...

13yr ⋅

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ACTIVATE!

13yr ⋅

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Damn it Monsignor, share the snacks!

8yr ⋅

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I'm so scary...

13yr ⋅

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Kinky.

10yr ⋅

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Autobot victory?

13yr ⋅

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I'm still waiting for the meteor.

12yr ⋅

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Taxi Cab Rage

13yr ⋅

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What qualifies as the next step, then?

13yr ⋅

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College Books Rage

13yr ⋅

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Tom and Jerry Rage [Hand Drawn]

13yr ⋅

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My initial reaction to the film's release.

13yr ⋅

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I fear she'll get a taste for lasagna soon.

12yr ⋅

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Guacamole Day

12yr ⋅

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I'm sure you've felt this way before

13yr ⋅

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A downside to having a sensitive gag reflex.

12yr ⋅

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My first job...

13yr ⋅

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Abduction Rage

13yr ⋅

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Saw that coming.

13yr ⋅

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I almost wish they were real.

12yr ⋅

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Being a naive child

13yr ⋅

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You can't be serious...

13yr ⋅

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Somebody get this kid a crack whore!

13yr ⋅

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Ass-tastic 4th

12yr ⋅

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New CD Rage

13yr ⋅

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Badass moments of childhood.

13yr ⋅

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Mischievous Stop Sign

13yr ⋅

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Envy Level: over 9000

13yr ⋅

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Mucus Rage [First]

13yr ⋅

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Trolldad ticks me off!

13yr ⋅

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