For the first time in my life, I’ve been offered stock options for the company I work for. This is how I feel today.3mo ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/futurama
Saw this ad all over Facebook, decided to get one. Can't wait to scratch off all 30!5yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/baseball
Funny. Not hearing a PEEP out of the “Biden did that” crowd when the prices look like this. (Longmont, CO)1yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/JoeBiden
In search for India, Christopher Columbus sails past the Americas and charts where he thinks he landed, in a place that will later be known as Japan (1492)2yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/ShittyMapPorn
Colorado just passed a ban on plastic bags at grocery stores and are charging people $0.10 per plastic bag used. This was the scene at the store today.1yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uh oh, is this gonna be one of those crazy experiments that crosses a line man was not supposed to cross?8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/futurama
My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I found the body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!5yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/futurama
It’s so hot, I poured McDonald’s coffee in my lap to cool off. We need one of those sun-blocking thingys.9mo ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/futurama
Everything I know about George HW Bush, I learned from the Simpsons. Now are there any other questions? ...keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.5yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You look awfully stupid in that green dress. That's funny, I don't feel stupid.8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Moved into a house in college about 10 years ago (moved out a year later), and slapped a H*R sticker on the outside door. Stop by 10 years later, still there!9yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/HomestarRunner
This can't be right, this man has 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank! Go to hell!9yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Instant and long lasting regret all the way to the ground. (x-post from /r/wtf)10yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/instant_regret
The routes are treacherous, so use your maps. Uh, I lost my map. You haven't been issued a map yet.9yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I feel sorry for everyone who's cooped up inside watching the 7th game of the World Series.8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like that! *spills beer* I am so sorry. Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God I love her!8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know I don't deserve another chance, but this is America! And as an American, aren't I entitled to one?8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's gonna stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna... LEMON TREE!?8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!7yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What I think of every time I click that little box by my username when I log in.10yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/futurama
🎵 Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun! 🎵 It's good good good good.....good good good! 🎵7yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's taken me a while, but this show has changed my opinion of Adam Scott. No longer this guy [GIF]11yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/PandR
Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff....8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dad, wearing a Jamaican hat makes a bold statement about your connection to reggae music.6yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Their floors are sticky-mart! They make dad sick-e-mart! Let's hurl a brick-e-mart!8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean.... Milhouse. Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.9yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They bite, they fight, and bark. They bite, they fight, they bite, and bark. Fight fight fight, woof woof woof, the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochy Show!8yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, stop blowing my sex.... I MEAN Stop blowing your sax! Your sax!!9yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I missed my cake day, but I'm still having a party! Come on by, guys! Guys?11yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Blue Knights looking and sounding impressive at an exhibition show in Grand Junction, CO10yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/drumcorps
Purple Row predicted this back in March. What do you think they meant?9yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/ColoradoRockies
Grand Junction Rockies win opener 11-6. Here was my view for the game.11yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/ColoradoRockies
After seeing the myriad of downvotes on every post and comment I've ever made. 12yr ⋅ bgzlvsdmb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
