Faking that I’m underage drunk at 16

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This sock deep in thought

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Missed the obvious “BRIGHT”

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Unit Dolph broke Sly

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My aunt backfired

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I don’t want your DNA in my box

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Pennies on the dollar

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Some shithead teenagers had a seance or something in my neighborhood park

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By a mile

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Our son already wants to be emancipated

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That’s how they getcha

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Me, age 3 in 1988 with aspirations of being Superman

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Hit the jackpot with new license plate

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Not super original, but true

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Ever been there?

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Proof that Gaston is a dumbass

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