My ancestors who fled the potato famine are ecstatic at me going hog fucking wild at the buffet4yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/tumblr
rip to the narrator’s uncle who shot himself over it but i’m different3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/tumblr
90% of the Greek Pantheon is made up of horny frat boys. This is why fraternities use Greek to name themselves.4yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/tumblr
Me, browsing the “unisex” category of baby name sites to try and figure out what to call myself.3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
