mfw I find my assigned college roommate on instagram and she has “MAGA” and “Blue Lives Matter” in her bio3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/ChapoTrapHouse
My ancestors who fled the potato famine are ecstatic at me going hog fucking wild at the buffet3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/tumblr
rip to the narrator’s uncle who shot himself over it but i’m different2yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/tumblr
90% of the Greek Pantheon is made up of horny frat boys. This is why fraternities use Greek to name themselves.3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/tumblr
Kim Jong Un Executes General By Putting Stick of Dynamite in Their Mouth and Tells Them It’s a Cigar3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/ChapoTrapHouse
Prepping for when my family inevitably assigns me to be the one to watch the kids table during Easter3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/ChapoTrapHouse
Me, browsing the “unisex” category of baby name sites to try and figure out what to call myself.3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
mfw I've been teaching my little sister leftist ideologies and she calls me a liberal3yr ⋅ bezosdivorcelawyer ⋅ r/ChapoTrapHouse
