Tragically, Max has never been fed ever in his 14 years on this earth

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Elijah, you weigh 12 pounds and earn approximately negative 100 dollars a month. Why are you taking up 75% of the desk chair?

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I have this discussion multiple times a day

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The 1488 is just right there in the open... I guess the dogwhistles are just regular whistles now?

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Fetch me my wheelbarrow

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Please.... I am..... so hungry.... weak.... fading.... has been.... many minutes.... since dinner

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It's rough when your target audience doesn't like your movie

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I'm a yes

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I think this actually aged like wine!

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If the vet can't find Oliver, then the vet can't give him any shots

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Please pray for Oliver. Nothing's wrong with him - he's just an idiot

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I don't think I'd admit this

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Fort! (Poem in comments)

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Are women even human beings to them?

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Daily sex, you guys. With his hot wife. Who totally rides his dick. Daily.

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Reddit is far left

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Hi Boss

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The Magic Kingdom in 1990

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[PIC] My husband bought me the real gold DMC floss as a 5th anniversary present!

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Cats are absolutely not allowed on the bed

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A progress pic of sorts... the first makeup selfie I posted to reddit 6 months ago - when I was starting my makeup journey - next to the most recent look I did

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Lauren Mae Beauty out with the WGA strikers

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I made a handy lil guide

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The Magic Kingdom in 1990, part 3

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I don't want to brag, but I got the bag

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The life of a little brother in two photos

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So what's Taylor up to tomorrow?

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It's Sunday.... a great day to wash your brushes!

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Do people not come out of the closet?

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The Magic Kingdom in 1990, part 2

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Practice makes perfect

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I have an actual alarm on my phone set on Tuesdays and Thursdays to remind me to check the rewards bazaar... it finally paid off!

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Spotted kitten belly throwback

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No she didn't

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Actually, have you tried just not being offended?

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This is stomach-turning. These women are not even human to reddit

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ABC, NBC, and CBS are left-leaning

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This was a reply to me in just a normal, non-incel sub

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You'll be shocked to find out that the comments are disgusting

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Yes, am human. Please give steak.

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Oh no - I got this in the free perfume sampler set... it smells amazing on me. Please talk me down

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Um. Sir? I don't think..... you know what? Never mind

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Max died of hunger.... then looked up to verify that we were aware of his demise

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First cousins once removed very much do exist

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Let's confess our beauty (skincare, makeup, fashion, fragrance, etc) sins. Get it off your chest.... what are you doing wrong???

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Finally managed to exchange points for the $100 reward!

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We have a firm rule in this house: no cats on the table

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Look what my parents are eating in Disney Springs right now

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Going to be replacing my vanity tonight with a desk and bookshelf... I'm running out of storage!

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If you have to ask.....

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In a pre-sale thread about what we would be buying, I said definitely not blush!

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You deserve all the love

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Oh hey, it's Sunday! The perfect time to wash your brushes

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The eternal question

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Reddit: never surprising, always disappointing

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From a thread about dudes messaging on dating apps to ask for your body count

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FYI, found this at TJ Maxx for 14.99

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You may be surprised to hear this, but men do not pee out of their penises

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Mat and any Maiden of the Spear

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Better hurry before this deal is snapped up

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Ulta package arrived today!

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Women don't think logically

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May or may not be based on a true story from 15 minutes ago

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Love these glosses

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The Rx in question is Lyumjev, my short-acting insulin.

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Guess I'll be trying Mon Guerlain!

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[FO] The microbe samplers are framed and ready to be hung in my husband's office!

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Recent blind and semi-blind buys I need to test out

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Both effect and chair can be verbs

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Women don't want sex

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Some of my favorite scents - I'm very curious what you would assume I'm like based on them!

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Three orders arrived today....

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Don't be fooled by Max's cuteness - he won't stop farting

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Snif is in Ulta now!

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My husband has been on his 45 minute commute home from Reading for the last 3 hours

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If you call someone who's driving and they have a car accident, you've committed manslaughter

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What fragrance do you feel like you should love, but you just don't?

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Sale haul! I have so much makeup that this is very fragrance-heavy

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A few fragrances that I've loved so much lately that I've upgraded to full bottles

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[PIC] How do you organize your ongoing projects? I've recently started using this, which is meant to hold scrapbooks, but works nicely for my in-process stitches

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My (admittedly unhinged) foundation collection! I'll be starting a series of wear tests/reviews this week

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Grabbed some scents from the Sephora F&F sale

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Many of the comments were highly critical of the bride here. I did not think it was traditional to send thank you notes from hosts of an event to attendees of an event

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Should I buy it?

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Harmony of the Seas and the Ruby Princess in Costa Maya, Mexico

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Eyeliner transfer... hooded eye problems!

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My brother is almost done with the series

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City Name? That's where I live!

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Saying you need qualifications to get a good work from home job and saying there are good work from home jobs is a contradiction, I guess?

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Nice

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