muggy

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Well... that's only natural.

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I don't know the meaning of the word quit. I was going to look it up, but...

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Humor is all about misdirection. And I've missed so many erections.

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Even I don't live rent-free in my mind.

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Suddenly, everyone's an expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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It cuts down on the cost of flowers.

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Today I saw twin pandas. That bears repeating.

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All Apologies

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This segues neatly into my food jokes.

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Side effects may include depression, dizziness, insomnia, fatigue and nervousness. Great. The side effects are my life.

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Cannibalism

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My friends say I give up too easily. So I'm looking for new friends.

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Patients Just Don't Understand

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No one falls for Isaac Newton jokes.

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Worst game of hide-and-seek ever.

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I guess they really do have cards for every occasion.

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look within

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That's pretty sick.

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If you keep repeating the word meaningless, eventually it starts to sound like my life.

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They did say I was quite a catch.

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Xenophobia is so foreign to me, it scares me.

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Change

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Give Up

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I'm told paranoia jokes write themselves. So... what else are they up to?

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There is a season (tern, tern, tern)...

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Some people are tougher than nails. You know who wasn't? Jesus.

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Dictionaries. We've had words, but we've come to terms.

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I hope you wioll haven like this joke.

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One wolf, two wolves, three wolves...

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easy as 5arccos((((5^(0.5))*0.5)+0.5)*0.5)

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grocery store

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Showing Off

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Don't Always Cry

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People Person

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I like my friends evenly.

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hanging out with Jesus

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emergency contact

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