Whipping out something like You will not fantasise about my soup is the kind of thing i want to be remembered by2mo ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/tumblr
Idk whats funnier, the British add on, or thinking about the sheer quantity of paracetamol you could theoretically get at Tesco for £20 if they were allowed to sell more than 2 boxes at a time5mo ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/tumblr
Fascinated by the idea that someone from the Mafia and someone that refused to have a bidet might share a lawyer someday5mo ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/tumblr
So I never actually thought much about how baby bats live and lemme tell you coming across a photo of a bat nursery hit me like a fucking train3mo ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/awwwtf
Gold nose with emerald snot earrings, because obviously nothing is fancier2yr ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/ATBGE
Notes trapped in chastity cage by staff, users react as well as expected1yr ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/tumblr
To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about flamingoes, I lost interest anyways6mo ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/MemePiece
I can only imagine how the Marauders reacted to THAT first animagus shift6mo ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/HarryPotterMemes
My little brother used to call construction cranes hookers because they use hooks to pick thing up, we lived not far from a work site and he'd excitedly point out the hookers every time we went past1yr ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Just something i like to do when i get a new perfume, put a potion bottle sticker on it. For the aesthetic.1yr ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Thanks I hate 2022 'couture' fashion reminiscent of the French Revolution2yr ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/TIHI
Thanks I hate... the portion sizes for pasta at Kourtney's wedding.Thats just depressing man.2yr ⋅ Bepo_Apologist ⋅ r/TIHI
