After 20 years, I got a new car key.
Journalism with integrity.
My daughter learning to play the first video game I ever played
After a 6hr flight, this is a cloudy sight for sore eyes.
I don't know what to do with my hands
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Dad memes: My father just sent me this one
A cigarette company knows my birthday and sometimes sends me gifts. This one has my intials and birthday printed in it.
MRW I heard the US Gov is forming a Space Corps
I knew it!
These people. You know who you are!
I haven't seen my family in days.
But that's none of my business
Look at my clock, my clock is amazing
It's only funny coz it's true (tear)
It's easy, guys
So much smoke in Washington, you can stare directly at the sun. No glasses needed.
Yippee ki yay merry christmas
Dog days of Summer
The internet has completely ruined me
I found an artifact from an ancient civilization
I got to visit a marijuana grow today.
My daughter drew me a turtle, not a tortoise
Blue collar genius
This pack of bacon came with one extra slice
My gf made me a special Valentines Day dinner!
Breaking news in the NFL
Basket + Hamper = LAMPER!!
Taking a long exposure shot of the night sky and accidentally flicked my cigarette through the shot.
A mountain named after my favorite beer. Mt Rainier, WA [2764 x 1809]
Hamlet 2 - One of the funniest, most quotable movies that no one has seen