The NYT just reported that Matt Gaetz is being investigated by the Justice Department for an alleged sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl.3yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/agedlikemilk
I just won employee of the month! I hope everyone at work is prepared for my new award-winning attitude.5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
Poor D’Arcy; I just realized she had to face plant in the sand a LOT. What a pro!3yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/TheGoodPlace
I just put in my notice at a job that has been making me miserable so I can go into full time at the dispensary I’ve been working weekends and evenings at! I’m definitely very happy.6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/happy
I’m at a small amusement park in the mountains for my 39th birthday with my parents, so I’m VERY happy!5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/happy
Found wallet on Acoma, between 10th and 11th Avenues: message me with the ID name if it’s yours so I can return it ASAP!2yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/Denver
Saw this comment and had to come share it with you all. Carpe Jugulum!3yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/discworld
Janet, please bring me all of my files, color-coded and alphabetized.6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/TheGoodPlace
I just got this delightful little guy this weekend (the Magic Flight Launch Box), and it’s making my last two weeks at this job fly by!6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/vaporents
I missed the “a” every time I read this until now. That changes it from “something unpleasant with rhino horn” to “something unpleasant with A rhino horn,” so I am definitely not picturing it powdered anymore...5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/discworld
Every time I get to season 7, I can’t start it unless I have enough time to watch until Ron and Leslie are friends again. Is that just me?6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
Jason once spent four days there trying to figure out where he was supposed to go.6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/TheGoodPlace
Before I start my t-break, a rice cake with PB, ABV, whipped cream cheese, more ABV, and some sea salt. See you all on the other side! (Sorry the color and angle are weird in the pic.)3yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/abv
But seriously, when is “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl” going to Broadway? I’d buy tickets.5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
I’m missing New Orleans, here in Denver... And it looks like I’m not the only one!4yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/NewOrleans
I wasn’t smoking today, but after events made me cranky I decided to grab the two kief chambers from my grinder and take them on a water pipe ride to Mighty town!5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/vaporents
I don’t want to interrupt all the Halloween goodness (you look great, Macklin/Snakehole and The Swansons III, The Evil Returns; love it!), but I thought this group would appreciate this.5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
I knew I’d get angry responses from people who don’t get the reference, but I couldn’t resist...6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
This sub spends a lot of time hating Mark Brendanaquitz, but I definitely prefer him to Justin. Ugh, he’s the woooooooorst! The worst.5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
I just realized that Dr. Sapperstein’s handwriting is so bad that even Ann, a nurse who reads doctors’ handwriting every day, still can’t tell what’s punctuation and what’s not...6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
When saving Jake from his bleached tips, everyone (except Charles) worked together. Hitchcock and Scully’s contribution? Standing in the way and doing nothing. AND IT WORKED.6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
I just realized that Leslie never looked scared or worried about triplets for a moment - she only got upset when Dr. Saperstein said she had to take it easy! Got to love those little details.6yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
Happy birthday (not that you deserve it), Dennis Feinstein. Release The Hounds!5yr ⋅ BeMoreKnope ⋅ r/PandR
