Why not

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What’s the point of a Ferrari...

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The ‘Be My Eyes’ app lets blind people FaceTime helpful strangers from around the world who can see for them. I helped a lovely Irish guy find the male bathroom :)

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The exception to the rule. I saved this little guy after a dog bit his leg.

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Meirl

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They can’t be proven

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meirl

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Double standards

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A minute should have 100 seconds

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SLPT: Hit ‘em with the ol’ ear move

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The stats check out

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20-20-20 noted.

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I already told u

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*pregnant english teachers wearing scarves

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SLPT Game changer

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Heck sounds stressful

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I did this to help a guy use the right bathroom. Get on it team :)

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You don’t know my story

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Mischievous? Quay? You’re dead to me

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Facts. Looks like a rushed birthday cake.

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I Am Chorizo Sounds Better

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meirl

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12 Common Cognitive Distortions

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Farm emo or gtfo

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Move over Maury...

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Less job, more moo thanks

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Why Babies Got So Much Attitude

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Blursed_fire_escape_just_let_me_burn

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Circle of life

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British people smh

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Today 187 years ago The Zebras Released Abbey Road. A classic.

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Never swallow it

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Noted.

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Meirl

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Bin mind games

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Lego sale, they’re lined up for...

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Slow down egg head

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No Nothing November

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Thanks I hate Stranger Things slides

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92 Miles Ahead

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Accurate

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False economy smh

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My life story...

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Stay Fresh Cheese Bags

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Herd of cows?

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Makes no sense but completely true

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French Fries

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Different perspectives, same thing

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One country. Different climates.

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Rescued this little guy this morning after a dog bit his leg. He’s safe and on the mend [OC]

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Oh I see...

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Truth

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Thanks I hate this fruit

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It’s what separates us from the animals

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We wish you luck out there, you’re gonna need it.

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Shut him down smh

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Then it hit him

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Nobody likes him

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RUOK Jeff?

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The Blue Dragon river in Portugal looks like... a blue dragon.

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That Stussy ‘S’ should be every high school’s logo

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underage drinking ruins lives

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WHOLE NEW WORLD

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