You don't put stuff on top of your nightstand, do you?
MRW my straight coworkers accept me for who I am, even though I'm a flaming homosexual
Got this text from my mom 🤦♂️
MRW someone transforms me from a cartoon duck into a beautiful human girl against my will
Mom puts her son on BLAST
Today's LA Times crossword is not woke
MRW I'm Mario and have turned to a life of piracy, and the years have not been kind to me but my accent is still intact, and someone asks me to name one of the seven deadly sins
MRW I'm being kept as a pet by giant aliens and they lower down an invisible water bottle whenever I'm thirsty
Urge to kill... rising...
MRW I discover a new subreddit and immediately browse top posts of all time
The fabric covering the fly on my shorts is permanently creased so it doesn't cover the zipper. Everyone always thinks I'm unzipped.
Can we take a minute to appreciate this straight-up G?
MRW I'm a hobbit and I want to celebrate successfully pickpocketing some items from men in the village of Bree
MRW my friend tells me he invented a new variant of Monopoly that has no Community Chest
MRW in the year 2500 I meet a British time traveler from the past and explain that American English has completely taken over
MRW I'm cursed by the evil hula gods and try to escape
Gettin’ hitched SOTD
YOU badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
Celebration bottle: I had my first dram from it when I found out she was going to come into my life. Having my second tonight. Welcome home sweetie ❤️
[the Onion] Ya gotta laugh
Went to Oktoberfest today, had to buy tickets for food and drink. At first glance, thought this was a scaled discount chart. Turns out it's an extensive cheat sheet for people who suck at math.
MRW I'm stuck in a garbage bag with seven or eight live rats
[NPD] OK YEAH ME TOO
MRW after Thanksgiving dinner when I excuse myself to the bathroom and my gf says don't take too long
there's this company called Reverend that I like
Microwave numpad uses O instead of 0.
MRW when I'm mad at my students and want to walk over and smack them but it turns out I'm in a Jamiroquai music video
Chain I’m messing with today — because putting all your pedals before the stereo split just isn’t as fun
Don’t reach for the wrong bottle.
This newspaper page was on the wall of a local pizza place because there was an article about them. I found this article on the same page more interesting.
My reviews of two Icelandic spirits
Now Homer, don't you eat this pie!
Thought you guys might be interested in this pre-movies shirt I found at a thrift store many moons ago
Two more reviews of weird Icelandic liquor
The way the background light glows through my blister...
Review #55: Lagavulin 8 (with bonus GIRLFRIEND REVIEW)
Got my emergency under-floor supplies sorted
I’m dreaming of a black Christmas
Review #106: Lagavulin 12, 2016
Make my choice: which new sample for today’s SOTD?
Blind Glenfarclas vertical! 10, 12, 15, 21, 25. Reviews #80-85.
At last I have a decent cabinet for my bottles. A wet bar is the dream for the future...
Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
New house here as well
My precious babies! Also, a couple of mutts
So goddamn close
Review #108: Ardbeg Supernova 2009
Review #78: Clynelish 14
Review #62: Michel Couvreur Overaged Malt Whisky
*whistle* rawr, rawr! *chk chk* EE-ee! EE-ee! rrRRrrr. *pant pant* Ruff, ruff! Aoooooo! bbbbbbb. Hubba hubba.
Review #75: Kilchoman Madeira Cask Matured
Re-review: Ardbeg Uigeadail
Review #116: Glendronach 19 Single Cask PX Puncheon
Vertical review: Glendronach 8, 12 & 18
Review #69: Big Peat Christmas Edition 2014
Laphroaig Cairdeas 2015
We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
Review #115: Macallan Classic Cut
Review #71: Glendronach Peated
Review #77: Auchentoshan Three Wood
Er, Krusty, that wasn't the metal one, that was a regular Krusty-O.
Shaving off my winter beard soon. We had a good run. Seeya next November, beard!
Reviews #96-97: anCnoc 18 and anCnoc 24
Moved my collection across the country to California. The first bottle I cracked is pretty glorious.
Always fun to get a delivery at the office
[Homemade] kimchi kimbap
I’m at a diner where Ron would appreciate some of the menu items
I love the way these two look together
Review #68: BenRiach 23 (A.D. Rattray)
The way my co-worker staples documents.
I don’t have a board these days, just pulling pedals out of the drawer as needed. Grabbed these to play some Jane’s Addiction songs. Lovely.
Review #74: Balblair 1990 - 2nd Release
This bottle is upside down, yet it is still full of whisky. Where is your god now?
Review #100: Octomore 4.2 'Comus'
My bass board: everything you need, nothing you don't
Could this stuff BE any more allocated?
Review #76: Dalmore 12
Quick, to the Kilchomobile!
Who else was watching the moon and drinking whisky tonight?
Reviews 101 & 102: Aberlour A'bunadh vs. Glendronach Cask Strength
Got some sherried Glentauchers for my bday
Review #27: Balvenie 15 Single Barrel Sherry Cask
Review #95: Arran 1996 Sherry Cask
TWE haul just came in... and I'm spent
Review #107: Kilchoman Machir Bay Cask Strength
Review #109: Johnnie Walker Black
2016, full of important choices...
Reviews 36 & 37: Laphroaig 18, Laphroaig 15
Reviews #90-92: Glengoyne 10, 15, 18
That magic moment
Reviews #46-47: Glenfiddich Malt Master's Edition and Cask of Dreams
Travel safe in the moving truck, babies
Review #85 (for real this time): Glenfarclas 105
Review #42: Talisker 175th Anniversary
This Domino's pizza
Review #53: Glenkinchie 12
Review #93: Old Pulteney 12
Review #79: Arran Smuggler's Series Vol. 1 'Illicit Stills'
White to move! I found and played a good tactic here, but it turns out there's something significantly stronger, followed by some amazing lines I found very hard to see. Analyze away!
Review #99: Bunnahabhain 12
Reviews 48-49: Longrow Red Fresh Port and Cabernet Sauvignon
ok but MY pic has a dog in it
Post-game analysis picked up something instructive to me. White to move.
Out with the old, in with the new
In my hometown of Washington D.C. for the week, found these on an evening hunt
Review #56: Ardbeg Dark Cove (Committee-Only Edition)
I'm going outside now, to... stalk... Lenny and Carl...
Review #51: BenRiach 10 Curiositas
Review #72: Glenfiddich The Original
MRW I transform Dave Batista into a chair and think I have the upper hand, but he's still able to best me with his signature move
Review #11: Highland Park Dark Origins
Review 39: Kilchoman Single Barrel Sherry Butt
Keep that hype train rolling
Review #86-87: Oban 14 & Oban 18
Reviews #23-25: Oban Distiller's Edition, Tomatin 18, Cadenhead's Campbeltown Blend
Landed a new job, bought a book for professional purposes and a dusty for celebratory purposes
Kilchoman + Bunnahabhain: better ingredients = better Penicillin
Review #52: Compass Box Flaming Heart, 2012 release
Review #33: Longrow Red Australian Shiraz Cask
Moving day unboxing
Review #4: Lagavulin 16
Reviews 34 & 35: Benrinnes 14 and Glendronach 17 Single Cask PX
Thanks to /u/helodriver87 for the carefully wrapped Comus sample!
Review #45: Glenmorangie Lasanta
MRW it comes to light that Trump was paying off ANOTHER porn star he banged while his son was a baby
My Islays wanted some company so I bought my first bottle of mezcal
I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed -- angry! I'm a grown man now and I can run my own life!
I'm in San Francisco for business. First stop: K&L
Review #60: Glendronach Single Cask, PX Puncheon, 11 Years
Review 38: Ardbog
I had to have one. Fedex guy just dropped it off...
Chili! Red-hot Texas-style chili! And we got ginger ale! Boiling hot Texas-style ginger ale!
Clearly black is winning, but can you find the fastest mate?
File under out of the pure goodness of her heart: Thanks /u/ScotchChick for the sweet gift!
Make her 'beg for it
Review #26: Glenlivet 18
Updated SF haul... ugh, shut up and take my money, Brown-Forman
Review 20: Laphroaig Cairdeas 2014
Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?
Just had my first Mac CS experience, Jack Rose, DC
Okay, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show'sOH MY GOD, a horrible plane crash!
Review #50: Bruichladdich Black Art 4
The cover of a cookbook from Soviet Russia
What he's typed will be a window into his madness.
I think you guys know the answer.