Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS.9yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.10yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all!-- And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.10yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Haven't had a good costume since 2011, when I went as Boom Mic Guy. I'm always looking for simple ideas.9yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/halloween
`Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?' `'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga10yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know, I guess I expected something different from your photo.10yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After receiving all of these Christmas cards with portraits of families on them, I could only think of one thing.10yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup, like I do every morning.11yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Water doesn't obey your rules it goes where it wants, like me, babe.11yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?11yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa please join my family for a weekend in the country, there will be hunting, charades and ever-so-many delightful romantic misunderstandings.11yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
...Really? Me too, but I got kicked out 'cause of my views on Vietnam. Oh also I was stealing projectors.11yr ⋅ beer_attack ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
