Leicester have accidentally published their match preview vs NUFC (on 3rd Jan) 7 hours too early, as it states that we have already lost against Liverpool2mo · beatski · r/NUFC
We thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville! But nobody rocks like... Springfield!!!4yr · beatski · r/TheSimpsons
Whats the matter Homer? Ain’t ya never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?7yr · beatski · r/TheSimpsons
Please children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you...again...about the scooching.7yr · beatski · r/TheSimpsons
Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon.6yr · beatski · r/TheSimpsons
Oh, Bartholomew. I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.7yr · beatski · r/TheSimpsons
Newcastle United loanee Seydou Doumbia has registered his car to the building of a local business, and they keep getting his parking fines.5yr · beatski · r/soccer
The soaring cost of supporting a PL team (what items would cost if they'd increased by the same amount as ticket prices)8yr · beatski · r/soccer
Montpellier president Louis Nicollin—The more I look in the mirror with this haircut the more I think I'm unf***able9yr · beatski · r/soccer
