A tale as old as time.

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[OC] When election time comes, remember who feeds the homeless in Pelican Town. Remember who brings the food to all of the holiday events. This message has been brought to you by Gus for Mayor 2020. He has some food for that!

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Casually just fishing outside of your crush’s house so when she comes outside you can be like “Oh hey! You live right here? That’s so cool haha lemme buy you a salad.” 🥗

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“Hey man, what do you have planned this weekend?” Me: “Oh, you know. Probably do some fishing.” Me this weekend:

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Me: Oh cool, I can unlock concept art in this DLC. How about this one first? BioShock Infinite:

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I came out today as a 32 year old not straight dude. I haven’t figured out what label feels right for me, if any, but I’m glad to finally be real with myself.

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Theory: Gus is Super Mario in witness protection from the Mushroom Kingdom following some unspeakable tragedy.

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I don’t ask for much, Bethesda, but just let me romance Scribe Valdez.

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And when there was only one set of footprints, that is when Geras was carrying you.

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Photo with some legends — third from the left, Les Paul — to his left, Django Reinhardt. Second from the right is Nat King Cole.

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A special place in Hell.

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I was walking down the highway through the Mire and came across my pal Grahm— then the Mothman showed up, and they had a face off for the ages.

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Abigail from Stardew Valley has a Crono poster on her bedroom wall

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Kabal is way cooler as MK3 antihero than as Black Dragon grunt. Wish his non-story dialogue was that version of the character.

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Labeling crops and being OCD about it is oddly satisfying

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I used to think I was a pacifist, but if I caught someone being mean to Linus I would end their miserable lives.

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Today is the anniversary of my dad’s death last year and I’m trying to have a “me” day. First up: Taco Bell for lunch.

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I finally got one of those giant crops you youngans are always talkin' about

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Toasted Cheddar Cheese Chalupa — not bad! Not amazing by any stretch, but I liked it enough that I’ll get it again.

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For those curious, I rushed a character to a Joja membership just so I could see what the development was like. It's literally just this screen, where you pay for what you want. And the community center is a hideous warehouse. Don't recommend.

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What's Your Favorite Pink Floyd Album?

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I spent a good ten minutes thinking on what my variant name for Nightwolf would be. What’s yours?

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“Race is stored in the balls.”

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I started as a Sub-Zero main, but recently switched to Jade. She’s so much fun to play! Any other Jade mains out there?

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Scorpion mains amirite??

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The house band at BB King’s Blues Club is really something

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Elder Chest Opening, for those wondering if the potential contents are worth it.

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Goldust v Miz has been a super fun rivalry to play.

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It seemed appropriate that my secret gift giver would be my sister-in-law, but a poppyseed muffin? Not gonna lie, I love poppyseed muffins, but... What’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten as a gift? In game or real life?

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Venus looks really amazing when you get rid of the dense atmo.

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Reddit commenter upon the mention of white people historically being conquerors who destroy indigenous culture: “It has been a net positive for the human race.” He probably doesn’t even think he’s racist.

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Picked up New Dawn and am loving traveling with Carmina. I’m weirdly protective of her; she’s like my Cap’s adoptive little sister. Post your best Carmina shot!

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I’m interested in getting a stamp album to start a small collection, just by trading postcards and the like with friends around the world. Can anyone recommend an album for newbies that is reasonably priced?

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F for our X-Box brethren

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