As an adult once I asked why she never got me help and she replied I asked you to talk to a counselor but you said you didn't want to.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/CPTSDmemes
I used to drop this meme in the group chat when I heard things like it's just a small change.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Faux News became a Babylon Bee if you ordered it from Wish self parody so gradually it was almost unnoticeable.11mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/PoliticalMemes
Bish, everything I just bought was donated, free. You've made your profit. Don't be greedy.7mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/ThriftGrift
I spent more time making this than I'm comfortable admitting. Anyway, still stoked he's dead.8mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/conservativeterrorism
Every time I hear It's unnatural! It's against God! my mind goes here.11mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/gaymemes
In hindsight, these quotes from their confirmation hearings almost make it seem like they lied in order to gain a position of power. Color me shocked.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/lostgeneration
Did I need this silk floral garland I saw at Family Dollar today? Nope. Am I sorry I bought and hung it up? Also nope.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/cottagecore
I signed up for this Truth Social cesspit as a joke to watch the screaming orange shitgibbon unhinge in real time and it's wild 🤣 my favorite are the sponsored panhandling posts. This app looks like The Onion.8mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/AntiTrumpAlliance
I don't think I've ever let the claws get this long. It's after Labor Day, welcome to witchy bish season.8mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/Nails
Finally got my polish collection organized. Added two more racks today plus the puck lights. Organized by color, polishes / toppers / nail art / other supplies and duplicates. The puck lights aren't quite as bright as my cell camera makes them appear.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Smells like stale sweat and the quiet desperation of being a functionally illiterate adult with a sixth grade education.9mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/PoliticalMemes
In my defense I was left unsupervised in CVS with a gift certificate AND $4 in rewards cash on my member card so it was basically free. The blue is duochrome shifting purple and the red shifts to gold.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
I'm so tired of seeing them on my feed. I block the account, I report the ads as misleading, I still get them. How many hungry people could have been fed, or homeless people sheltered, with the money they've wasted on ads between the Super Bowl to this?1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Wasn't going to do a fresh set today but I'm bored. KleanColor Grape Burst (three coats, clear base) with LA Colors Color Last top coat for a no UV gel like finish.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
The We ate paint chips and drank from the garden hose generation lending credibility to the argument that correlation implies causality.2mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/conservativeterrorism
Idk, this feels a little peppery even for me. Had this bottle for two years and never wore it so felt like I needed to try it1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
I'm sorry I just could not with that pink, not today. RIP my cuticles from this many polish changes in a week, once this dries I may go out and treat myself to a bottle of cuticle oil since it's payday weekend.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Woke up crazy early, decided I had time to do a quick set before work. I love a warm, tomato red. Another polish I've had for ages but never worn.9mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Swear to effing God, the anatomy language and emojis. Just eff the Lume ads.10mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
I can't think that I've ever done a foil finish like this before. I like the look but yikes it's hard to work with.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Mixed feelings on this pastel yellow - I has them. Do I keep, or wipe it off and go out with naked nails tonight? No time to do them again.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
In hindsight, these quotes from their confirmation hearings almost make it seem like they lied in order to gain a position of power. Color me shocked.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Definitely channeling my inner spooky bish today. Going bold with LA Colors / Hot Blooded1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
I don't know why but after a couple days that neon orange just wasn't doing it for me. I still have so many polishes I've bought and never used once but I keep going back to my old favorites.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Nobody will ever convince me it's a coincidence that this level is ... full of balls 👀1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/retrogaming
Hustle and grit at an early age. Sounds more like romanticizing an obsession with work and capital instead of being a kid. My colleagues I'm linked with like and share this crap all the time.9mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
He did just what he promised: he nominated supreme court judges to overturn Roe. Thanks to them, if he runs again he'll win a second term, guaranteed.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/lostgeneration
Haven't shared a pic of my collection lately. Fall collections are already starting to show up online and Walmart should have Halloween polish displays next month. RIP my wallet.9mo ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Marketing (on LinkedIn) is like salt. It raises my blood pressure.1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Just reorganized my polishes. I don't have a problem, you have a problem! I can quit whenever I want, I swear!2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
From my Google recommendations this morning for some reason. I hate anyone this article is targeted at (link in comments if you're morbidly curious).2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/lostgeneration
This brand makes salon quality at home easy. Pigment rich almost a single coat self leveling formula, looooong narrow brush that holds a lot of polish but still gets into the sidewalls without painting your cuticles. OPI I'm Sooo Swamped!2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
CVS needs to chill with coupons on the app 😒 anyway got four more and paid like less than a buck each 🙃1yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
It's not uncommon for the wolf spiders that live in my crawl space to occasionally come upstairs for a stroll through the Florida room. Tile is 12 in square for scale. They get bigger.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/TerrifyingAsFuck
I need someone to help me break out of my comfort zone and start using these pinks I've accumulated but not yet used. What's going to be my next color? Of all these I think the only one I've used is #5 and that was just as an accent nail.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/malepolish
Never let a tragedy go to waste, there's engagement to be had!2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
What's the best way to discourage birds nesting in my carport? Getting real sick of this crap, pun intended. Tried a plastic owl but they crapped on him, too.2yr ⋅ Bearded_Gussie ⋅ r/pestcontrol
