In Tendie Town you are greeted by seemingly jolly villager. “Ho, friend! String your lute and join me in a festive tune. If you can strum the correct chords you may join me for a feast!” Do you follow this siren’s song?1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
I put a Christmas Story lamp in my front window and not one of my neighbors recognized it. Several have stopped to ask why I have a “weird, gross leg” on display.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Kurt Cobain’s daughter is now older than he was at the time of his death. She’s 28, he died at 27.3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/FuckImOld
Renee bit her tongue and looked away. “Keep yelling, you pompous jackass”, she thought to herself as Jerry lambasted her once again. He had no idea she had already hired an attorney...and a damned good one. The kids, the house, the cars - she was getting it all.1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
In Game of Thrones S8E4 Dany’s chalice is just a Starbucks coffee cup5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Thatsabooklight
Dave sat alone in his new “bachelor pad” on a Saturday night. He checked Tinder again - no matches. He checked his texts - no new messages. As he opened another beer and peered out the window, he began to think that divorcing Linda may have been a huge mistake.1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
While driving through Louisiana this weekend I stumbled across Big Daddy’s plantation from Django Unchained1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Our daughter loves Calvin and Hobbes so my wife made something special for her2yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
A mysterious email has informed you that you’ve won a free trip to WaifuCon in Thailand! Just pick up your ticket at your local police station and you’re on your way! What do U pack?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Over the cuff is for poor people. Real watch collectors have their tailor chuff their cuffs.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Any good and true gentlesir knows the best deals are found deep in the DirtMall Realm4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Barbara Walters was two years old when The Star Spangled Banner became the USA’s national anthem4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/BarbaraWalters4Scale
You wake up to find yourself on the outskirts of the Pony Fields. Your head pounds, your vision is blurry and you’re caked in pink glitter. A brony stands over you...”Ho, friend! You are weak from last night’s festivities! Drink of my nourishing milk and you’ll be prancing in no time!” Do you?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
They could stand anywhere and all 50 of them choose to stand in the middle of the road.3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/DeerAreFuckingStupid
After visiting Blazetown you’ve become lost deep in the Green Trees forest. You spy something curious - a stack of old magazines shoved into a hole in a tree. As you approach, a high-level neckbeard teleports in front of you! “Heh, though you could steal my stash, did you?” He’s dangerous..WDYD?3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While visiting The Classy Village you leave your camp to procure a stylish new blade. Upon returning you find this gentlesir has broken into your abode and consumed all of your tendies! He offers to lead you to a secret passage through the Dew Mountains in exchange for his life. What do you do?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your way to the Holy Circle of K, you take a wrong turn and find yourself lost in the fabled Wooded Area Around The Park. You hear approaching footsteps, when out of the brush steps a rogue, a low-level wizard and a ranger. The wizard speaks: “Wanna join us for an...adventure?” Do you?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Deep in the Vapesmoke Mountains you are attacked by a band of violent psychopaths! They’re terrifying and are known to forge their blades from the metal skeletons of their victims’ Real Dolls. The leader eyes the large sack on the back of your Rascal Scooter. “Hand her over” he says with a grin.2yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
In Danksburg you spy a villager clutching a mysterious bottle of white Dew. He appears unhinged, is keen to project his treasure and clearly knows something you don’t. Upon spotting you he leers jealously and draws his precious relic close. What do you do?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
This witch, cat and moon were discovered during the renovation of a mansion that was built in 1838 in Galveston, Texas. They were on the wood of an original wall and were covered with many layers of wallpaper.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
Hat tip to Svengoolie for bringing a little flicker of Halloween into our homes every Saturday night.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
You have an Invicta Joker. I have a $19 fake Joker from Walmart.com with fake pushers, a fake bezel and very rusty spring bars. We are not the same.1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
You guys and your awesome posts finally convinced me to join the cat-o’-lantern club. Zero regrets.3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
[Omega Seamaster] 1950s model completely disassembled for its first service, repairs and cleaning in 30 years.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Watches
Archie Luxury has set up a Go Fund Me to replace his stolen watches...while making over $400k annually from superchats.1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
“Future World Films”, streaming on Amazon Prime is 97 minutes of archival mid-century modern design porn. I can’t recommend it enough.5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Mid_Century
Recording a song from the radio, getting 1 second of the DJ’s voice that overlapped the end and forever expecting to hear that snippet at the end of the song5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/nostalgia
In Back to the Future the plutonium chamber reactor is a painted hubcap from a 1967 Dodge Polara5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Thatsabooklight
I framed some old cover art from Halloween sheet music. A few more are in the comments.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
“We want you to witness this terrible plight.” A Halloween party invitation from 1915.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
Our neighborhood's HOA asks that everyone put an identifying mark on their trash can. Here's mine.6yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
Last Halloween I built a life-size cutout of The Headless Horseman chasing Ichabod Crane to decorate my fence3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
They tore down three normal houses to build this nightmare. It's the only home in the neighborhood that is walled in.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/McMansionHell
Tell me you own a fake Rolex without telling me you own a fake Rolex2yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My daughters loved the David S. Pumpkins Halloween Special so that's what we did for Halloween last year!5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
Can you guys tell me the (approximate) original MSRP of a ‘95-‘96 Land Cruiser?1mo ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/LandCruisers
In The Shining (1980), before the pages he has been filling are revealed, every time Jack is shown writing at his desk the audible clacking of his typewriter keys and spacebar occurs in a repeating pattern that match “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Why do some older Defenders have a “Station Wagon” badge? Was this an options package?2mo ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Defender
You’ve used The Note From Mommy (+2 Charisma) to narrowly escape gym class once again. Upon taking refuge behind the gym you encounter a pack unknown ruffians. Be they friend or foe? Legitimately dangerous or ironically hip? They approach, so think fast...what do you do?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
When the Miyota in your shitter spins so hard you can feel it moving your hand2yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Rented a beach cabin months ago. Checking in this Monday, checking out next Monday.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
The other side of the house has three more lion statues facing the street.4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/McMansionHell
My 18 y/o Red Wing boots have hiked hundreds of miles across the deserts of West Texas.6yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Wellworn
Your Arsenal tour shirt I picked up at a show in 1992. It’s threadbare, full of holes and long retired but I still love it.3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/morrissey
This vintage back-lit Halloween decoration I found on eBay! Not sure of its origins but hopefully one of you will recognize it. More pics in comments.6yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
The Beach Hotel in Galveston, Texas. Demolished after a fire in 1898.5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Lost_Architecture
I'm growing my own pumpkins this year and this is the first future jack-o-lantern to pop up!6yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
[Rolex] I just purchased my first Rolex from the same jewelry store in which I bought my first watch (a Swatch) in 1985.5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Watches
My neighbor liked my homemade Halloween decorations and asked me to make something for his fence. Kids took pictures with it all evening!4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
Are old oddball quartz watches allowed here? My 1990 officially licensed Dick Tracy movie watch3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/RegularHorologyFans
As a kid I watched the 1989 premiere of The Simpsons on a portable black and white television because FOX was a UHF station and our old antenna TV was the only one that would receive it.5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/FuckImOld
This updated cover for the 1970 classic “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” designed to appeal to a new generation of readers4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/DesignPorn
If I buy one ticket for the Invicta Cruise do I get 6 tickets free?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
For future reference: I ordered the “Cracker Barrel Ghost” from Amazon and this is what I received2yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
I made this Halloween fireplace screen! It's a replica of one from the 1920s.7yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
How do you put a new (2024) Defender in neutral if the battery is dead or the vehicle won’t start?2mo ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/LandRover
I won this huge Rainbow Bearbrick 1000% (and other Dead merch) in a raffle. Do I have something cool or is it pretty common?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/gratefuldead
Having dinner with my boss and his boss tonight. Breaking out the good stuff.5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My grandfather wore this lovely old tool watch every day for 43 years5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Can someone give me some insight on how this lighter is supposed to work? Details in comments.1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/lighters
I present the most Halloween board game of all time, I Vant to Bite Your Finger. Yes, the red ink vampire fangs still work!5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/halloween
[GTI] 1991 Officially Licensed Dick Tracy Watch created to promote the movie5yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Watches
1974 Subaru Leone GF Coupe at my local dealership. Dig the Front Wheel Drive badges emblazoned across the side! Pics in comments.6yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/subaru
A 959, 918 Spyder and Carrera GT were my competition at the local Porsche Concours yesterday. Did not win.6yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/Porsche
