So this is what happens when you line up each DVD case from the seasons.
Ann Perkins the cat. She LITERALLY has the bluest eyes I have ever seen.
It has ARRIVED! Luckily Planet Express had nothing to do with its delivery.
M/31/6’0 [272>177=95] Gave myself a year to get in shape for my wedding. We tie the knot on Saturday.
How I look in the mirror Vs. How I look on camera.
Always nice to see one of my own in the wild
Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!
Scored these two Belcher ladies.
When ever I see this stores logo I can't help but think of Linda...
These seagulls on these flag polls
There was a ninja turtle in my onion today.
My vote for greatest cosplay ever.
This picture of a spider through binoculars makes it look like it's on the moon
Downvote me all you want. Someone needs to say it.
Watching Asian Porn
Just discovered this sub and wanted to share my little collage. Hope you like it!
Not sure how to make downvote GIFs, but this scene from TATBOPE needs to be one. Any takers?
This deck of cards has a 1 of spades rather than an ace
1974 Coleman Cooler
We were wrong, we were so wrong.
This girl I work with just told me she once blew a guy at work just because he asked.
So I heard about this new holiday.
To the one person who liked my failed post in /r/funny... Thank you.
My special boy!
My $14 dollar bench I posted last week. I regret nothing...
As someone on reddit who doesn't have a cat, isn't a hot naked chick, and doesn't have a girlfriend who turns peanut shells into exact replicas of Pokemon (or whatever it is girlfriends do these days)
Cant think of a clever title. I'm just exited to be adding these two to my collection.
So a week ago I met this pipe cleaner artist who takes request. Today these show up in the mail. Oh my god I'm freaking out!
Found these two yesterday. Couldn't resist.
The details in this Bobs Burgers blanket are insane.
To the bill collector who's been, trying to reach me for days.
Took a picture of my goldfish
1986 Madball Touchdown Terror
If you play guitar you'll understand
Could it be?
Stumbled upon this aftermath...
Well that was strange
Found this little guy for 10 bucks at goodwill.
Found for $14 dollars. It could use a little TLC but, it should clean up nice!
My reaction to about 90% of Success Kid memes.
As an Applebee's cook. This is my thought when I see these fancy Applebee's Chef commercials.
Put this here for safe keeping. Now I kind of want to keep it there...
Picked up a frame for my Christmas gift! It's like a Where's Waldo of Futurama references.
Look. At That. SPERM WHALE!
After a 14 hour workday
My reaction as kid when my sister would have friends over
Disney right now
Marty the puppy. He pees and he sleeps. I like when he sleeps.
Might just be my new favorite thing!
Watching Fantastic Four with my roommate when I realized how much of a scumbag this bitch was.
Seeing someone you know on gonewild.
When I see a cute girl on OKC, and we're a 93% match.
What is this face?
I've been watching South Park since season 1 and I've never noticed that Barbrady wears a hearing aid.
Made eye contact with the girls across the bar.
When the image on the box doesn't match the puzzle I'm working on.
I have Netflix, I've seen this a thousand times but, when I spotted this at goodwill I couldn't not buy it.
If we ignore her, maybe she'll go away.
How do you connect Andy Dick and Morgan Freeman?
Oh, we're doing fly in the 90's? Check it.
MRW I'm going to the Pocono Mountains this weekend and, they still haven't caught the murderer who's hiding in the woods.
Found this paper pusher yesterday. The collection is coming together nicely.
97' was a good year to eat at Burger King.
With the end of the month approaching...
Found at a goodwill. I like figures but, don't know much about anime. Anyone know anything about him?
That moment I realize I'll never make it to McDonald's in time for breakfast.
Whenever I spot a fellow beard grower.
Open your eyes...
PsBattle: This cat poking out of a hole
Found at goodwill... perfect timing!
Went back for Kif. Picked up Nudar. The collection is starting to come together nicely.
My new girlfriend just told me she's never heard of Pauly Shore.
Even sharks get a little scared sometimes. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
When I'm high, and someone asks me if I'm high.
When someone's post about their awesome girlfriend makes it to the front page.
My fur ball Ann Perkins. She is LITERALLY the softest cat.
PsBattle: This Pleading Cat
Gotta love Goodwill
A girl FRIEND of mine and I got drunk and made out. Her reaction when I saw her again.
MRW I use this same gif to describe how depressed I've been lately, and it's instantly downvoted.
So simple, yet so amazing. An acquaintance of mine made this.
When I try to curl my mustache, but the right side doesn't look as nice.
Presidents before and after their terms...
This my jam!
MRW I remember I've had a redbox DVD for four days
When I learned that horseshoe crab blood sells for $15,000 per quart.
PsBattle: Long Cat
You WILL guide my sleigh tonight!
For the record, this is Buzz from Home Alone.
It's not even remotely close.
Found this shiny metal ass at a flea market today.
My experience with reddit
My little buddy Murray likes to hang with me when I get home late from work
When someone says fat people are just being lazy.
MRW I smoke weed for the first time in six months.
My cat Murray. I would have posted it in r/aww but, it wasn't very cute.
Lately I've noticed the same few users make the frontpage a lot...
I don't ask for much in this world.
If I were there I would have cut the Governors head off twice. I wanna cry. [SPOILERS]
How I feel sometimes when I post on reddit.
As a marijuana enthusiast.
I've caught my cat on a few occasions using my record collection as a scratching post.
Just changed the background on my phone.
Why can't we just be the dirty, lazy type.
Reddit needs some horticulture. Possibly my favorite house plant. Chlorophytum Comosum: aka the Spider Plant.