My very horny and very Christian girlfriend’s reaction to my virginity preservation idea.3yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/OTMemes
Footage of a Florida lawmaker carefully reviewing the reasons NOT to ban assault weapons.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Give me that “THERE’S NO WAY THIS DUDE OWNS THE OAKLAND RAIDERS” cut.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Pixar did a nearly shot for shot homage to Looney Tunes “Feed the Kitty” in Monsters Inc.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/MovieDetails
MRW my doctor says at least my vitamin D levels are up after telling me all of the horrific things that are wrong with me.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Went to the Dollar Store and saw this. Almost wanted to test it’s effectiveness, but opted for gummy Lifesavers instead.4yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/trees
MRW I make it to third based on my girlfriend who is invisible and a giant.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My building that I’ve worked in for nearly 20 years. When it was built in 1928 it was the fourth tallest building in America. Now it’s not even the fourth tallest building in downtown Detroit. Architecturally, it is as old school as they come and has a 4 1/2th floor.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/Detroit
Phil Hartman was brilliant even in esoteric skits like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/LiveFromNewYork
When you’re on hour 2 of your wife’s work Xmas party and she tells you “We’re not leaving any time soon, we’re about to play some games!”6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/funny
MRW I hear my coworker say “Maybe J.D will sign with the Tiger in the off season”.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/motorcitykitties
MRW I hear WHM heaping praise on Birds of Prey for doing many of the things they criticized Suicide Squad for. (BTW both movies sucked and it’s ok to like a movie).3yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/WeHateMovies
My nine year old loves StarWars nearly as much as me. Should I show him Space Balls?6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/StarWars
While the android/robot characters are omnipresent in the Alien franchise, the original robot character Ash was not in the original script of “Alien”. Producers added the character much to the disapproval of the screenwriters.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/MovieDetails
When its been many parsecs since you've had your kessel run and you want to look good for them nerf herders.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/StarWars
I've driven by this billboard hundreds of times and it never fails to make me chuckle.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/Detroit
MRW my boss acknowledges that he promised me the promotion but it wasn’t a guarantee.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When Marlon Brando played THE GODFATHER, he was younger than Will Smith is now. Santa Merda!6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/movies
This rescued sweetie made the trek from Texas to Michigan (thanks to Project Hope) and my family is all the better for it.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/aww
In defense of cheap beer... its cheap, it gets me fucked up quick, it makes me nostalgic for me younger partying days and finally (most importantly) it pisses off beer snobs.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/drunk
I was lucky enough to go to this show. Wish I’d bought this poster though.7yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/pearljam
The bill breaker at the casino gave me a 53 year old five dollar bill in near perfect condition.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
LPT: If you wish to drink sweet unicorn blood, even though you’ll have a half-life and a cursed life, use a croquet mallet.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
As a parent of young kids I have to watch repeated viewings of many animated movies. I never get tired of watching this one.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/movies
Congratulations to Doug Jones... on his fantastic performance in The Shape of Water.6yr ⋅ bb8675309 ⋅ r/movies
