Flooding in NYC today & this little one cried out from beneath a steamroller. I think we’ll call her Eimi, she hasn’t stopped purring!7mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/cats
my gods... greta gerwig is a barbiejerker on levels we can't even conceive of1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
My name is Himbos Chelada, I am here to audition for the role of Superman1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
The plan: Convince Warner Brothers that the only suitable replacement for The Flash is Nathan Fielder.2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
This is the author of Star Wars: Aftermath, in which the remaining Empire fleet commits galactic seppuku over Jakku after ROTJ. Explains a lot about Disney EU writing quality.1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
With the power of AI, we can finally realize the true, unrestrained vision of legendary film directors like Justin Lin1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Remake Jurassic Park but every cast member could reliably punch out a dinosaur 2mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
You’re telling me that the hotel serving blue shrimp for $6000/2nights went out of business? No.... That’s impossible!1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
How strange, that the three biggest films of the year are all children’s franchises?8mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
The plan? Fool the local car dealership into selling me a brand new car for $1.4mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/nathanforyou
This is true. I haven’t watched a Star War since 2015 and I now own 8 houses.9mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
I think we all know the perfect casting for Zelda in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie6mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/nathanforyou
Master Skywalker. There are too many of them. What are we going to do?3yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/MandalorianMemes
In the year 2023 you must pick from one of these personalities1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Hey kids, it’s me Black Adam, your favorite superhero. When I’m not busy fighting Superman, I’m drinking ZOA Energy, the most electrifying energy drink for Healthy Warriors changing the hierarchy of power in the universe.1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Who do you trust?? The actual people who saw the movie or some TROLLS behind a keyboard?11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Orc’d up for BRIGHT-2 (2023) who else is excited to see some proper urban fantasy kino?! The Shadowrun Cinematic Universe is gonna be LIT!11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
“PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM YOU WEEBS!” Better photo of Disco on Dynamite.2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/DiscoElysium
This is real ad for Ezra Miller’s The Flash. Is this how movies are advertised now? This cannot be real, and yet, here it is11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
He's just standing there. Staring at me. Menacingly. What do I do?1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/residentevil
This is real dialogue from a major motion picture starring Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley, and Mads Mikkelsen2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
With the power of AI, we can find out just who were Nathan's friends that were just out of frame, laughing too1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/nathanforyou
Youtubers are finally sticking up for poor oppressed indie developers!2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/tomorrow
Willem Da Foe has been announced as the central villain for the next phase of the MCU.5mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
It’s time to bring back innocent wholesome fish-out-of-water romcoms, like when Gabrielle Union played a woman who claimed she was the physical reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. Streaming LIVE on the Jeremy Renner App!10mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
“Now listen up RhoderCodster - after making Roman and Brock look strong, Creative has a new direction for you - as The American Stardust.”1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/Wrasslin
Madame Web saw the future, and in the future, it’s Morbin’ Time2mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Translated: “She knows how to do everything. He just knows how to fuck.” DAMN ITS LITERALLY ME11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Margot Robbie toeshots CENSORED from Barbie (2023) theater premiere! Rise up and demand Hollywood RELEASE THE QUENTIN CUT!!!10mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
American here: does this just getting faster and faster? Have you built an Infinity Engine and not told us? Thanks, your pals across the pond eh1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
Finished my first 4-player game of Dune: Imperium, and I must say, this has to be the greatest board game ever played, it just nails the themes of the novel!2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/dune
Somebody decided their new favorite bed was atop my desktop tower. Egads!3yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/catsvstechnology
Why doesn’t anyone care about the human characters in these Godzilla x Kong movies? 2mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Alright bros who wants to come over and marathon a real cinematic universe?7mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
In preparation for the dark & gritty nature of Black Adam's anti-hero character, Dwayne The Rock Johnson met with Middle Eastern progressive leader & diplomat Mohammed bin Salman to discuss the geopolitical struggles facing the Yemeni people. Google MBS Yemen Genocide to learn more!2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
“The AMC in Times Square has 70 showings of Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness”2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Just a normal painting of shirtless Don Callis riding Centaur Takeshita (by @MelColemanArt via Twitter)11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/AEWOfficial
Zack Snyder 5 minutes after posting “can’t wait to take my kids to see Blue Beetle”9mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
We all owe a round of applause to Mike Landis for his creative genius coming up with the Bright Cinematic Universe! Thank you Mike!11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
“Lin-Manuel Miranda is making a musical adaptation of The Warriors”9mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Give us 5 million Bitcoin or the Oppenheimer Man gets put in the bimbofication machine11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
No! Could this be the end of the MCU?! (Morbius Cinematic Universe)8mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Fact: Morbius (2022) had a greater cultural impact this year than Avatar 2: The Way of Water (2022).1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Youtube critics are just racist against orcs! Look at how this hater peddles blatant anti-orc stereotypes before decrying such a hard hitting film about modern racism!11mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
25 years late to the party, but this shot alone has made me an eternal fan of the franchise1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
Hideo Kojima on why every Metal Gear was his last. From The Creative Gene:1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/metalgearsolid
“Jump gates, forming right on top of us!” only to be followed by “How many?” The sense of resignation and defeat here is truly why Babylon 5 is the greatest television show of all time.1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/babylon5
Shout-out to this queen’s massive glow-up and hitting 700k subs on YouTube!3yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/90DayFiance
Years after the fact, but I think we can all agree this is still the best villain of the entire Sequel Trilogy3yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Congratulations to the newest member of the Criterion Collection9mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
First time eating out in over a year. And I get hit with this. It’s a bougie hot dog served on a brick.3yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
YouTube is now being infested with AI generated Text-To-Speech movie recommendations and I’m about to jerk myself off a cliff3mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Congratulations to Hollywood for rewarding a violent maniac literally minutes after committing misdemeanor assault!2yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Critics are finally apologizing for slandering Morbius! The Morbaissance has begun!2mo ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/Morbius
Congrats on the big win, everyone! Surely the next four years will go swimmingly.3yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/stupidpol
