My late friend's nose, done by Tyler McKinney at Lucky Bird in Annapolis, MD

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For when lawn gnomes just don't cut it.

12yr ⋅

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I've been living in my house and I just noticed my back door handle is a spoon.

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I just had a question about the bacon he had, now I have a text I will save forever.

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If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

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I mean.... Come on now....

10yr ⋅

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So I put a new mirror in my bathroom...sweet jesus, that feel.

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This morning I woke up and went straight to church

12yr ⋅

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Why he so mad?

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Amazing shot from my last show, it perfectly captures everyone's personality

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When I get home after a full night of holding back farts from my date.

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The joke flew right over her head, but it still worked.

9yr ⋅

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Popped up on my news feed. Kids got something wrong with him.

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Finally found a penis on the weather map, the weatherman totally noticed it too.

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Googled anagram... God Damnit Google.

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I mean, I couldn't go back in there... they would notice.

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