[Guys be like] Hello princess, I wanted to see if you have any interest in older men. Please let me know I have a house and a car and a job.5yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/OkCupid
It's my cakeday, and I'll be unstoppable if I want to!8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a bi woman, MFW I found out Emma Watson and Prince Harry are dating9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, YOUR GRAM? (xpost /r/oldpeoplefacebook)10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/cringepics
Found this gem in the comments on a Facebook post about the Duggars9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW I am quoting statistics on different birth control methods and someone calls me a cumdumpster10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Request] Can someone support this claim in support of shopping locally?10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/theydidthemath
MRW I wake up to pack a one-hitter, but it's still fresh from last night7yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/entwives
Maybe if we redirect creeps, they'll be less creepy? Probably not, but it's worth a shot.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/creepyPMs
M boyfriend's FW I say I don't wanna go to Medieval Times9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I just want to butt this here without any reason. You're welcome.7yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/freefolk
Yo, I'll tell you what I want. What I really, really want.9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm a US size 16 and have a good 10-15lbs on my boyfriend, but last weekend he managed this move! *swoon* I felt so dainty :')9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You know you're getting older when you have to create a filter called political solicitations in your Gmail9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies, last night my boyfriend slow danced with me in the living room to 70s rock ballads...10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollYs who work retail or other customer service, how would you respond to a woman (semi-regular customer) hitting on you while you were at work?8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
M boyfriend's FW I say I don't wanna go to Medieval Times9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
More meticulous continuity in HIMYM! The Eriksen 7-layer salad (sixTEEN cups of mayonnaise) from Belly Full of Turkey, season one, makes an appearance in the closing light saber turkey carving scene in The Fight, season four.11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/HIMYM
It's been hard at work, but I finally got a day to myself. I've decided to indulge in my four favorite vices -- Beer, Trees, Netflix, and Shopping.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm deliciously sore and daydream on the bus ride home about the awesome D I got last night.11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My favorite part of Mac Day was that everyone had to cut off their sleeves.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/IASIP
Thank you, Reddit, for making me feel like less of a freak.8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/trollfitness
Ladies, don't forget your older relatives are a great vintage clothes source! M[23F]RW I went through my aunt's [55F] attic.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a dude tells me that his girlfriend cheated on him when really she just masturbated10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[12 Days of XXXmas] How to stave off Seasonal Affective Disorder8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/OkCupid
For the first time in a longgggg time my weight starts with a 1! Oh yeahhhhhh9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Big Boob Perks! I was helping my friend with her rabbit litter and one of the babies was cold/close to dying. So I popped that little sucker in my cleavage and warmed him up!10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
TFW I'm waiting to try, and my Catholic best friend tells me she's pregnant...by the guy who hit her across the face on Valentine's day...so she's not going to med school for a while... (xpost /r/TrollXSupport)9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
And people wonder why chivalry is dead... (xpost /r/AdviceAnimals)10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
MRW the midol kicks in and I no longer feel like a walking Uterus Monster11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This guy is a bisexual GOD. Licks so quick & sucks so deep! (SFW)9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/bisexual
Got invited to a birthday pub crawl that promises drama free. HIF the night will go down.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I open facebook and I have exactly 2 notifications and both are about how acquaintances of mine are now married to their high school sweethearts10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Being single means you're strong (xpost /r/antibaw)10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
It's Single's Awareness Day and I just made myself breakfast in bed! Thanks, me! I love you so much.11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The REAL reason TrollX is always perfect to peruse when you're suffering from shark week woes10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it turns out my 2 OKCupid meetups this week are friends and the one that gracefully bows out is the one I actually like.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my brother is doing flips with my little sister and my homophobic drunk uncle slurs at him that boys don't do that10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sometimes I wish I were the type to make a scene (rather than crying in the bathroom like a grown-up sophisticated lady)...it just looks so damn cathartic9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Plus Size Men's store commercial YouTube comments. Pull out your bingo cards!8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/fatlogic
MRW My pig-headed ex tries to get nostalgic the day of what would have been our anniversary.11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today was the best day I've had in YEARS, TrollX!! MRW my boss compliments my work AND recommends me, the youngest person on staff, to do a Professional Development presentation for the rest of the staff AND I totally charmed my summer prof & TA AND my hair was fab AND my tits looked great.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I appreciate that even pre-London, Monica and Chandler were so casually intimate.9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/howyoudoin
Using Our Lord and Savior Google, I found a 30% off coupon for my new boots. That was on top of the sale price. All that added up to about $16 off, so of course I paid the $17.99 for 1-day shipping.11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The best thing about a double bed and no boyfriend is that I never have to sleep on the wetspot.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
July 8, 2000. It was my ninth birthday. My dad (ankle pictured) stayed up all night to get me a copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at the midnight released and he put a coupon for a new bike in the cover. I'm twenty-three today.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/trueblackfathers
A friend polled his Facebook friends about which iPhone 5 he should get. A few of our favorite contrarians said androids. This was his perfect, perfect response.11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/iphone
DAE feel like TrollX has been infiltrated by high school ladies?11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a new boyfriend means I get to turn off OKCupid, but turning off OKCupid means I can't cash in on all that sweet, sweet /r/CreepyPMs karma10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the coffee dumps and the period shits happen at the same time...and I just got to work.10yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my period comes 26 days late, therefore this pregnancy scare has finally passed, and I can finally delete my immature ex's number11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I no longer have a computer capable of running Sims :'(9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
HIF after a wake & bake plus a super hot shower where the aromatherapy was on max with vanilla body wash and lavender conditioner (xpost /r/TrollTreehouse)9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Wanna chug these drugs? (Cyanide & Happiness; OS in comments)11yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/treecomics
Happy 420, TrollEnts! Come play with me in the /r/TrollTreehouse8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
PMS is when you tear up at the Lady Gaga episode of the Simpsons9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Party gif time for life's little victories! THERE'S WIFI AT MY BUS STOP, GUYZ! What's your little victory?9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/AskTrollX
The reason I haven't been able to keep up with the fitness lyfestlye as of yet9yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/trollfitness
