Our home’s previous residents landscaped with wine bottles, and we are removing them.2yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
There’s never any excuse for violence — I mean, there is ALMOST never any excuse for violence.5yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/funny
“In Portland, the streets are lined with gold and there’s a hookah on every corner“3yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/Portland
When you forget how to stand in your flesh disguise and an Earthling gets suspicious.4yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The US Space Force has olive-green camouflage uniforms ... for outer space.4yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
I set up a cot for a houseguest this weekend, but I’ve been having a difficult time finding an “unoccupied” moment when I can fold it back up10mo ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/aww
Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I'm the...4yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/funny
After my wife learned how much I spent on a new sofa, she garnished my wages—and the couch.5yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/Punny
Does Silverton have the only rock-shop/meat-store/jewelry-repair in the U.S.?5mo ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/oregon
“Start lighting fireworks off at nightfall, then continue in 15-minute intervals until 3 AM.”10mo ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/Portland
Neighborhood ruffians have closed off a street for some sort of gang initiation. Society’s broken down, lawlessness is the only law.4yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/Portland
There's a Forbes article comparing Portland to Pompeii, but it needed a more classic graphic3yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/Portland
This business sells... (a.) scathing insults (b.) pot (c.) well-done steaks4yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/Portland
For motivation, I like to leave encouraging notes for myself around the house.5yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/funny
I've just started unpacking, but one thing is clear: I need more (and bigger!) bookcases.11yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/books
This guy is wearing a shirt of himself, wearing a shirt of himself, wearing a shirt of himself, wearing a shirt of himself.5yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/funny
A notable world figure provides me with lots of options to describe him.5yr ⋅ BartKing ⋅ r/rareinsults
