I’d just like to say, whichever one of you met my sister for a Tinder date in DC last night and decided to preach $GME on the 1st fucking date is exactly the kind of guy I’d like for her to bring home. Next time take her to Wendy’s so you save money for more shares.2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
SEC announced Dan Berkovitz has been named SEC General Counsel today, and of course he used to work at a law firm representing Citadel.2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
if you’re in the US, go to missingmoney.com right now. these 5 shares were free to me because i had unclaimed checks i didn’t know about.2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
I’m feeling generous and borderline retarded. Will return to this store tomorrow to buy 1 item (your choice) and mail it internationally Mon morning. Comment with most upvotes in next 24h wins. Only rule: must live in country without access to GameStop.2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
anyone else waking up to buy a $38 share when premarket opens at 4am?1yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
I feel bad for this woman: the gravestone only says “MY WIFE” and nobody is buried beside her. I checked the entire marker. No names or dates anywhere.1yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/CemeteryPorn
“if the Mets finish over .500 this season, i’ll quit avoiding the dentist”2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
if/when GME does a stock split, some brokers might charge a fee. i got hit with $38 from TDA for a different stock split this week, even though i only had $5 worth of that stock. only had $1.50 cash in my account, so they would’ve sold my one share of GME to cover the cost had i not seen this.2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
A few weeks ago, the SEC named Dan Berkovitz as SEC General Counsel effective November 1st. Not sure if we’ll see any changes now that he’s there, but it’s a pretty big position. The General Counsel is the chief legal officer of the SEC.2yr ⋅ barkeepbill ⋅ r/Superstonk
