Motherfucker, you are not being polite, you are putting everyone in danger!5yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A lot of old people live alone, don't like doctors and live in denial about their health.4yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Once your internet history is up for sale, insurance companies be like...7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Are you watching!? This is important! Look, lets just do something else...5yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Newborn's doctor goes on a 5 minute explanation of vaccines. I had to stop him at, It's like a cardboard cut out of a bad guy.7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Said by my boss with a straight face to a potential hire who claimed...I'm totally OCD when it comes to my work.7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Does anyone know how to clean/restore the enamel around a high use stove burner?3yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/howto
Day 5 of family quarantine and my wife decrees no TV today in a moment of frustration...2yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/daddit
It tells me everything I need to know about you and your shitty company.3yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We aren't sticklers for formality in my office...but you have to draw the line somewhere.7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
He just assumed it would be him and really couldn't get past the seniority thing.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
By the end of the day, COVID-19 will likely have an American death toll equal to 25% of the U.S. troops killed the Vietnam War.4yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I've been replaying Shadows of Mordor and considering the state of things in the real world...I'm starting to think that no one is in the right here.8yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
14 years later and I'm back on Taris staring down the barrel of 5 hours chatting up this dude...Okay, lets go get Mission!6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
My cat was not happy that I disposed of the mole he just left at the back door. Face of Betrayal.8yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/pics
In my experience, if they are capable of one, they can't be trusted in the other.7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Both of our Moms do it so my wife and I made a pact to have this conversation with both of them by the end of the weekend.7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you down-vote something in r/new and see it on the front page a few hours later.5yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My IP address, my account info nor my device have changed, God Dammit!6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Available for $200+ on EBay. If there was ever a consumer item that needed a re-release, this is it.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/pics
These are corn cob holders...I think I may have married an anarchist.3yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Unless the dog has rescued one from a burning building...don't even bring them up!6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. I think I'm going to like the new guy...7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How the hell was I supposed to know!? I was raised Wiccan by hippy lunatics!!!10yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My 4-year old wants to play the one with the Space Man....oh you sweet summer child...3yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
With everything that is coming to light, I don't see another explanation.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My waffle is getting cold and some Canuck felt the need to top this thing with hard plastic!2yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I’m certain of two things...She was 100% serious and she had just learned about them in the last week or so.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Got this in the mail today. Looks like late is not always better than never...4yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/neoliberal
I saw this at my nephew's house. It took me a a second to realize what I was looking at!4yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
Geez...I had forgotten about this code system. Megaman was next level back in the day.3yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
I'm looking at you 40ish tenure tracks trying to be buddies and hold on to your youth.4yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Bold and enthusiastic is good! Assault and borderline maiming is bad.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
From day 1, I have felt as though my cat has information for me about the future...but alas, he is a cat.5yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/pics
We have house guests so my wife and I are sharing a bathroom...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SOAP!?3yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Recently discovered that this makes me an insufferable, shallow, bragging jerk-off...who knew!?6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Playing through the remaster on my 4K. I had forgotten how beautiful this game is.4yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
My wife asked me to put away the party plates...The next thing I hear from her Do you think you're fucking funny!?9yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/pics
This shouldn't have to be said, but I think some people need to be clear on this.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My little brother just sent me this link. He's 34 and I'm 38. The e-mail was titled...Aaaaannnddd.....FUCK YOU!!!7yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
Look...I understand but, NO! NO! NO! You will lose the former and energize the latter!6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The more I play BF2, the more I wish it was more like BF1...looks like I'm not alone.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/gaming
It seems like it should be a subjective thing...but they don't seem to feel that way.6yr ⋅ Barfuzio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
