My son just turned a month old, and my wife has been keeping track of his firsts on our calendar. I just noticed this today.

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Feel Good

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9/10 Dentists HATE Him

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Death Wish

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Dark Times

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Just some perfectly legal blackmail of our public officials

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Everybody’s a Critic

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Invest while it’s hot

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A Vicious Cycle

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Almost started a Facebook argument, but figured I would get more satisfaction by Reddit-shaming this person

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Potato, potato

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I made this

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My favorite photo from St. Louis

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This angle of my son’s playhouse looks like Winnie the Pooh’s butthole

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Can’t wait for Minecraft to overtake Fortnite so we can have a much better debate.

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Any Rhett and Link fans out there?

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