In Shazam: Fury of the Gods, Billy’s foster parents have to give him “the talk.” No one can disprove me because no one went to fucking see this movie.

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Watchmen (2009) lets you Watch Men, which is great. However, sometimes it makes you Watch Women as well, which I definitely think is quite misleading. 🫤

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Why?

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Daddy rule

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Lincoln (2012) did well in theaters, which, historically, was not the case for him. It’s rather mind-blowing.

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Little Women (2019) actually contains normal-sized women and I want my money back.

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In Black Widow (2021), Taskmaster’s sword has an orange edge. This is to trick enemies into thinking it’s an Airsoft sword.

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Dog rule

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Pot calling the Kettle Cum

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It may not be by blood, but Victor “Goddamn” Sullivan deserves this Father’s Day as much as anyone else!

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Guys, CBR is out here trying to say the Arkham games are an Assassin’s Creed clone. I know it’s clickbait, but that’s just bad.

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Thanks, I will

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The Suicide Squad (2021) has a typo in the title. All of the deaths are, in fact, homicides.

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Aw hell nah, Two-Face went too far this time

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In Assassin’s Creed (2007), Altair can sit on benches. This is in reference to my beloved wife Clarabelle who sits on benches in heaven after a semi-truck hit her on June 23, 2004 :(

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Borderlands, as a series, famously never has endings in their games. It’s definitely not that I have a focus problem and never finish them; no, absolutely the first reason.

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Larryboy rule

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Somewhere...

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Ignoring the transphobic BS for a moment, it baffles me that ANYONE believes in a global flood these days. Of all of the stories of the Bible, Noah’s Ark has some of the highest number of holes you can poke into it.

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The TRUE eternal conflict in Assassin’s Creed

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I’m doing my part! (Midnighter meets Hitler)

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I was not expecting to get served by the best Marvel hero for our work lunch today

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Hm...

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So that’s how he was born

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C-could anyone introduce me to such a woman? Asking for a friend... 😳

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MOVIES ARE WARFARE.

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Mortal Kombat: Special Forces (2020, Midway) does not exist.

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Yeah

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Uh...got anyone?

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Ew, gross

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In Dead Space (2023), the ship’s sign changes to “Us Is U,” signifying that eldritch undead rocks didn’t study their grammar lesson. F-, see me after class, The Marker.

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Scary

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#diedgang

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Whoa.. Gear down Big Shifter

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I am going to hide 400 trophies inside of your walls and there’s nothing you can do about it

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this sub rn (pt 2)

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Bunger bunger bunger bunger. Bunger? BUNGER!

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Dear god, I hope it discourages more than anything

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Here, citizens! Buy cute figurines for our Military Industrial Complex! They represent the Poor people manipulated into murdering foreigners for our own imperialist designs!

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In Batman Begins (2005), the decoy Ra’s al Ghul at Bruce Wayne’s party is wearing a collared green cape, which is commonly worn by the real Ra’s al Ghul in the comics.

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Just posted by one of my conservative uncles.

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My doctor told me not to catch the Delta variant? Bruh, how else am I supposed to make Alloraptor?

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We went to a Renaissance fair with friends today. I went in a monk robe, but replaced the necklace with the Kanohi Ignika and blessed people with Mata Nui’s protections!

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In Wonder Woman 1984, I don’t know what happens because NO, LET’S NOT RELEASE IT IN NOVEMBER 2019 LIKE WE WERE PLANNING. 2020 IS CERTAINLY GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR TO RELEASE MOVIES INSTEAD, I’M SURE OF IT.

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My wife playing Skyrim, her first RPG ever, needs to get HER GODDAMN FEET off the TV.

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You can’t tell me what to do! 😤

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It’s a cool enough evening, gently raining, and perfectly comfortable on my balcony.

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The individual who keeps posting homophobic memes on Lego tags on Instagram is now ALSO posting Young Earth Creationist arguments(?)... also on Lego tags.

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