Kid wouldn't stay in her bed and woke me up at 3 am and then 5 am... To come downstairs and sleep in a fucking box.3yr ⋅ BaldieGoose ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
What? You don't dump your toys out so you can watch TV in a box three inches away and break your neck?2yr ⋅ BaldieGoose ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
No matter what I do, my kid refuses to call this anything other than a COOMER2yr ⋅ BaldieGoose ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
She asked me to hide her dolls. She didn't specify where but thinks I hid them in the sandbox. She's dumping out all of her sand. They're hiding in the doll house.3yr ⋅ BaldieGoose ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
In case you're still whining about undocumented immigrants mooching off 'real Americans'3yr ⋅ BaldieGoose ⋅ r/PoliticalMemes
Uh Oh, I Think She's Upset With Me... I Hope She Doesn't Attack 😊3yr ⋅ BaldieGoose ⋅ r/ElizabethOlsen
