As an Australian, my new reaction to every American i meet.

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I guess i'll just go sleep on the couch then..

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This happens more than you know.

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MRW a romantic interest ignored me for months then suddenly wanted to come over.

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MRW a complete stranger asks me in the hair product aisle what shampoo/conditioner i use To get my hair to look like that

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I watched The Princess Bride for the first time tonight. I highly recommend it.

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Older dogs can be cute too, right? They are holding paws and everything!

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MRW it was my ex's idea to break up, i'm finally starting to get over him and he suddenly tells me that he misses me.

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MRW someone tells me I'm pretty while i have pms.

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MRW i'm flirting with a really cute guy and accidentally let out a loud, unattractive snort-laugh.

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MRW a guy wears sweatpants

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I just broke up with my first serious boyfriend.

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I unloaded a heap of loot onto Veronica. Insta hipster.

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MRW someone berates me for being a sensitive person.

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I have no idea if this is well known or not, but i found the most adorable knife fight ever.

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I just started watching Breaking Bad recently, this was my favourite part so far.

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MRW i hear a DILF refer to his young children as his kittens.

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