After eating a bunch of grilled Jalapenos and stuffed Habaneros last night.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My stomach as soon as I wipe and stand up after eating a bunch of spicy food for dinner.9yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Baling wire, check! Expanding spray foam, check! Cookie sheet, check! Mufflers fixed pa!6yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
The flat bottom of my Audi TT's steering wheel makes it hard to steer with my knee.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
All of the light bulbs in my new house are on the same life cycle (~1 week)12yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Going through a trade in's service records... Seven fucking twentyfive!9yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
To all the teams trying to poach our training staff while we're still in the playoffs. [fixed]10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Seahawks
I hope my response to the colts fan was appropriate Well, I hope that we win, and that the 12th Man royally screws things up when Wilson and his offense are on the field. Because it's going to be fun watching the Seattle fans cry about it.11yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Seahawks
I was told you guys might like my Jalapeno Bonsai (more pics in the comments)10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/gardening
Dayna, the gay waiter is getting called out by someone who knows her on the Facebook page where she posted the receipt.11yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Drama
After explaining that we don't take our kids there because of a recently developed gluten allergy and it makes them sad that they can't eat there anymore.11yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To all the teams trying to poach our training staff while we're still in the playoffs.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Seahawks
Price gouging in preparation for the double hurricanes headed towards Hawaii.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/rage
After living in a newly built house for a bit over a year, all of these burned out within a week.8yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I don't think she thoroughly grasps the statistics that she is presented with.9yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/facepalm
Attn Washington Redditors: Meet Taco he's had a rough couple days and needs a family to love him13yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/aww
Vernon Davis must have a concussion Everyone thought he hit me in the chest, but he hit me in the helmet, Davis added. It happened so fast.12yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/nfl
Dayna, the gay waiter is getting called out by someone who knows her on the Facebook page that she posted the receipt on.11yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/pics
Talk about starting the day off right! 1st Birthday present of the day. Next up, A Hawks win!10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Seahawks
Our dog Charlie got out while grandpa was over, the kids wanted to drive around and look for him.11yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My brother in-law was at the scene of an accident where the car caught fire. It burned to the ground.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When my wife gets upset when I stay late at work because of a customer.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Front page of R/Redskins, top post. It's just basically a concession post.12yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/Seahawks
Pic's, Funny? I think this is more of a WTF moment. I wish I knew what she was thinking...14yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/WTF
Could be an actual advise mallard, but seems more like Insanity wolf. (It works)10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
