I feel like I do this at least once a day
When you give blood, they give you a stress ball to squeeze. Today, mine was a tiny little propane tank.
The credits of Naked Gun 33 1/3 say that no animals were harmed in the production, but that some did go extinct during principal photography.
Every time CodeKit releases an update, the release notes make my day
I'd like to sincerely apologize for inadvertently kneeing these two fine people in the back of the head several times during the game last night.
The please ask me about my trip to Hawaii starter pack
As a non-football fan this morning
Take that, Dick Face!
I can't be the only one who's thought this
Portland History Porn - The Fremont Bridge being lifted into place (March 16, 1973 - According to Wikipedia)
Have multiple gas rewards cards taking up unnecessary space in your wallet? Mount an adhesive cell phone credit card holder in your gas cap door. Especially useful in New Jersey and Oregon (where you don't pump your own gas)
MRW my Uber driver audibly farts
When an ex shows up on XBox Live
Does it bother anyone else that Yoast SEO shows up third in the plugin library when you search for yoast?
It ate EVERYBODY, stupid...
Yeah, good luck with that...
Am I the only one who never realized that Steve Martin is the voice of Old Man Patterson, the one with his finger on the button?
I can't speak for the others, but I just made the cinnamon roll pancakes. Holy shit they were good.
This is what happens when you give grandma a bag of breast milk, a bottle and no further instructions...
This was awhile ago, but does anybody know the story behind these? (x-post from /r/funny)
When I make an offhand comment that blows up in popularity [OC]
Telling a joke you love that nobody gets
Flight attendant. Oof...
Well, it appears that my son is destined to be one of us...
This quite accurately describes the current state of my latest project at work [OC]
Created something mildly interesting while pressure-washing my driveway this weekend...
I think you're missing the point...
You just can't keep some people down.
[GTM] Sparky sparky
Attempting to take a selfie with a passing train
This site wants me to disable my Do Not Track settings or agree to be tracked in order to watch a video
Does this chart really need to exist, Hulu?
Vertical pipe in my garage by water heater/heater. Doesn't appear to go anywhere. In fact, I just pulled a bunch of trash out of it. Another image of the inside in comments.
Man lifts ~350lbs with his penis (SFW)
Staying in a beach-front condo on the Oregon Coast for the weekend and there are two of these things on top of either side of the window frame facing the beach. Any idea what they are?
[GTM] My Home Town
[GTM] Should be required watching in school...
It's been 15 years and I just got this joke. That's what you call a slow burn...
Old-timey pushup creature