Robots stealing our jobs!
One slice came with zero ham on it. I’m not even mad.
It’s OK, Kaiju. I get grumpy when I’m on a scale too.
Alexander is my chubby boy.
Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again
Meet Alexander! He’s gone from a skinny, pale, dirty abandoned gecko found in a Queens back yard to a happy, healthy, and feisty little fat boy in just a month and a half! Love you, little dude.
The majestic crested gecko.
From a scared, angry boy to a lovable little cuddle monster. This is Kaiju!
A moist Bean.
Itty bitty gecko blup
Clingy Lil Grabbies
She’s got them crazy eyes.
I turned on the light and burst out laughing. Oh hi, Bean!
Will you be Alexander’s Valentine? He’s cold-blooded, not cold-hearted!
A sunny disposition.
Took a holiday photo of the kids...
Happy 4th of July, American gecks!
Simultaneous Front and Back Right Side Only Gecko Sploot. Very Difficult and Rare Variation!
This is the money geck upvote this geck to geck money
Thumbs up for lizard grabbies!
Stop! Hammock Time
After 8 months of the hammock in his tank I finally caught Alexander using it!
The boy is loooooooong...
Sass Master Kaiju
New year, new me! Happy New Year, everyone!
Will you be Alexander’s Valentine?
Came back for the new events, so my best assistant is back to work!
A relaxing soak.
Gecko Playpen v 2.0
A gecko in a sweater.
Merry Christmas from Alexander and Kaiju!
If you’ve got it, flaunt it~
So this is what that hole is for...
Time for a diet, little man...
How I was greeted after being out of town for a few days. “Human! I require fresh fruit slop immediately!”
My assistant doing a great job!
Happy Easter Fools Day!
A snoozey boye. He loves me for my warmth.
A lightly frosted boy.
Alexander says: “Hi Reddit!”
Winks for you!
Alexander and Kaiju
This foot wet. This foot only.
A handsome boye, freshly-peeled.
My naym is geck / I am so cold
Laptop? Nah. Belly-Warmer.
Alexander's Hornworm First Impression: Dubious at best.
I don’t know how you managed this but you do you, Bean.
I see you gecko, shakin' dat tail~
The rare and mysterious Pillowcase Goblin
You're not that kind of gecko, Alexander.
He’s so proud of himself.
Alexander Is My Chubby Boy
Alexander’s New Digs
This face tho
An Update on the Stowaway Spiny Lizard
When your chins have chins but you still cute!
~Geckin’ in a Winter Wonderland~
Happy First Adoptaversary, Alexander!
Keep this mlem train going
I accidentally a crestie
All the neat things in the trailer and I freaked out about mud deformation OOPS
It’s Infinity War Day! Captain Amerigeck is ready!
Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes...
Bean on her diva ledge.
A gecko With a Bow Tie
The comfiest pillow.
Alexander Goes to the Vet
A good boy who has finally learned that superworms are food.
Look at this boy. What a model. #Fashion
Kaiju is a messy eater.
You take a picture in your dark room and see this staring back at you, wyd?
Oh no. The boxes. They're back.
I may officially qualify as a Crazy Gecko Lady now.
Who is ready for a Star War?!
The Star Spangled Geck with a plan! Happy Infinity War Eve everyone!
Teaching my boy the Gospel of Pineapple
Being spied on!
Alexander it taking this whole “New Year New Me” thing a bit literally.
Someone had himself a calcium party last night...
Alexander has his costume all ready to go!
Bean and Her Bromeliad
Lil grabbies looking out at the big wide world (of my bedroom)
Merry Geckmas, Everyone!
Hang in there!
Alexander, Devourer of Crickets
Punisher Rank up items on the regular mission board - YAY!
I turned my head for one second...
Just a soft warm boy all tucked in~
I guess sleeping on top of your thermostat probe is a good way to make sure you’re always the right temperature?
In awe of the size of this leopard gecko. Absolute unit.
Gave Alexander a silkworm for the first time. It was clearly a hit.
A Lizard on a Leash!
My naym is geck
Cold days are for snuggling under heat lamps with your favorite rock.
I made a few of these....
Finished my building islands!
How YOU doin'?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Reply from support re: Beta Ray Bill as only P2P prize
Looks like that time again! How often do your adult Leos shed?
Guess who is getting a bath!!!!
Anyone know what type of horse this is? I had to steal it for a stranger mission.