Help them out 😊
Maybe check the box when you buy it... and if not, don’t have the box clearly in the picture
Why would you pick that particular business to go up against. Oh dear.
Spam emails using a different alphabet thing so it doesn’t get recognised as spam.
Always round the corner 😊
The literal cure for cancer...
Seems like someone may have taken their instructions a bit too literally
Gene Simmons is basically a grandma right?
Good tactic, almost wanted a job there
If anyone is still awake, Jupiter is visible tonight. This is my crude picture of it (bright on on the right of the moon).
Yeah right Greggs
Bigger women are actually men
Eat my bags
I mean, if that’s the worst thing going on right now I’d say that’s a good thing.
Not mine, but saw it on Facebook and couldn’t ignore. Prawn crackers and baked beans
Penis enlargement cream
I was blessed with a misty morning today
Chuck is a proud transgender
This Nigel Farage/ UKIP mug
Seen at Waitrose
The Devouring Princess and her gang of Sinister Sisters
Ahh, some nice synergy
Wonder what Paul and Eli would have to say about this...
ITAP of a strangers dog scaring these geese at the perfect time.
Can someone please help identify this type of chair?
Dad I think we are lost though THOU SHALT...
Ahh, thank you IOS
Winter is still my favourite season
Tired Eli’s Mexitorano from Papa Johns. With the anchovies it’s a 5/10, but without it’s a solid 9/10.
Take it from him...
An eggcelent breakfast
I feel this one
Remember Rick and Morty?
Well which one is it?