Redditor shits on his laptop and blames an innocent dog to appeal to reddit's cat fetish. All for that elitist kitty kat karma.

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After attempting the cinnamon challenge

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I ran the same race yesterday that I did a year ago. Out of about a thousand participants, I got the same number. COINCIDENCE!? Probably.

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When I followed a link to /r/spacedicks

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Checking your post the next morning and finding out it was successful

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When everyone leaves and I'm home alone

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Being a younger brother

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After hearing you're hired, after a long period of unemployment

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MRW my friend asked are you even going to play all those games? during the summer sale.

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I pulled out an Altoid and it was shaped like Pacman.

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When a homeless person asks me for money

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I'll tell him myself right after I have a mint. Oh wait... what's this?

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When I meet an old guy who thinks millions of people live in the center of the earth

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