The Dark Lord drinking lean infused with conservative tears

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Smithers, i'm beginning to think that Wallstreetbets was not the brilliant group of tacticians i thought they were

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Last night I dreamed I was hired to portray Robocop for a girl's Robocop-themed Bat-mitzvah

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I'm going through changes

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Next you'll say I usually sell 5 for 150 yen!

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I just ate a pimento sandwich. AMA

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Pathetic.

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I suck therefore I *could* be awesome

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I'm supportive and I'm proud

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🐕

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Bold and Brash by Tony at Defiant Designs, Johnson City NY

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Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?

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I don't need sleep, I need answers

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STFU brain

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always hated this

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Dog ate my CPAP mask, I do not have a spare...

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Tired Trump insists our Dark Lord must be on cocaine for he cannot keep up with JOLTIN' JOE

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Why are they even watching though?

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How to instantly lose my interest in your DD

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But he's so old!

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We're not so different you and I

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Sora has bumped Alan Thompson's AGI countdown from 66% up to 70%

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If God is real, let this post get me struck by... a flying ice cream truck (and live)

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Turnip exchange irl

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Full neck misogynist

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I'm not made of eddies ladies

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GTA 6 has been with us all along...

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I am once again asking

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Wagwan youth my youth

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Litigate Naysh

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Two bottles of coke, coming right up!

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The food was too good, I had to speak up

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The year is 2026. After Trump's imprisonment and asset seizure, Trump Tower has been demolished, and in it's place, Biden has used the seized funds to construct the Obamium, a massive structure that runs on pure malarkey energy and creates thousands of new jobs for the residents of Manhattan

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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing 64 slices of American cheese

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A smelly smell that smells... smelly

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The good word

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I've had this shirt for years. I never realized until now that it fortold a prophecy.

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rule

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A concept for a budget airplane seat with a fatal flaw...

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Why do people always do this?

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Goblins confirmed real: natural predator of spiders

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I have become more powerful than any anti-vaxxer has ever dreamed of

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Breaking contracts for fun and profit

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Ben's one weakness

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No double dipping

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Now I know

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Jesse having an epic gamer moment

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Night City is so uncivilized

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When someone asks if you know Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi who fucked up so undeniably bad that his apprentice became Darth Vader

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The original was so vile I had to make it wholesome

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Lord of the Neckbeards

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Gaston, roughly the size of a barge

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Put my KOTH knowledge to the test

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New tattoo, I call it: Bold and Brash

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Kids on Youtube

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When Order 66 is done and you're haunting the Jedi Temple

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Great plan Bart

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Inertia is a property of matter

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Concerned that my wife might be a Sith Lord

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How did Chuck tweet this if he can't use electronics?

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Everyone knows watching the stonk makes it go up faster

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Activison Blizzard has elected Shredder as their new General counsel, will assist with continued shredding of evidence in their ongoing legal battle

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Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideBurns!

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Donald Audio when Donald Visual shows up

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When its my coworkers last day and someone brought in a ton of delicious bagels, coffee and donuts

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Guess I'm gonna need to find a new place to play Bubsy 3D

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Merchandising!

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I had seeeexxxxxx

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The absolute madlad

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Looking out for his friend

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Good Guy Stanley

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I had to ask

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Solid advice

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Apes gona ape

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Hey Dennis, what did you do, get a haircut or something?

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You just made an enemy of Fox News for life!

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Funny you should ask 😅😅😅😅

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Writing their magnum opus

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A day in the life

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How it feels after bagholding GME

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I do love getting my picture taken

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Guerilla Games knows whats up (Horizon Forbidden West)

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Hello, my name is Mr. Grebmoolb and I come from, er, some place far away. Yes that will do. Anyway, I say we invest our votes in Michael Bloomberg for president.

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Good guy boss - super simple stuff

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The Dough Bros, Galway Ireland

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Support small business

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Watch out Kamala

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Its not gay if its a robot, right guys, right?!?

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Begun the cameo wars have [Mando S3E6 spoilers]

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Gonna tell my kids this is The Witcher

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When the south secedes from the union

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The B.I.L.L. System

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Chaos is a Bitch

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I hope these parents realize the danger they're putting their kids in

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Good morning ladies all

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Krusty Krab brings back Potato Patty

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When sourcing from overseas

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I voted for the safe candidate

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Got to visit the real place today!

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Mmm... 64 servings of Khlav Kalash

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Anybody know how to re-load my June save file? 🤔

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Happy for him but I can't say it doesn't sting

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You'll always be a part of me

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The true origin of COVID-19

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In Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999), Palpatine's first name is revealed to be Frank

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Facts rule

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Oh no, oh no no no

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I never realized how blatant the Spectrum Brown ad was [Murder on Eridanos spoiler]

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Why does Niko say Dave is not coming when he can clearly hear Dave coming through the door? 🤔

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Lets keep this in mind

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Tell em Hank

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Rule

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Why did Chuck tell Jamie she's not a real woman? Is he transphobic?

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Cosplay work in process

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Find the best and move on

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I do not think it means what you think it means

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Now that my new build is complete I can finally play the games too graphically demanding for my old PC

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Yoda talking normally can only mean one thing... Invasion.

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There goes the last shred of my currency's value

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They're reaping all the benefits

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Friendship with 50 cent ended, now Lil Wayne is our friend

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The freedom liberals want to prevent

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Greetings from team Bernie

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POV: You're an analyst paid 6 figures to watch Elon share anime shitposts

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Greatest of all time

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Support small businesses

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Say my name

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They didn't get my reference

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Good vs evil

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I'll try common sense, that's a good trick

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Redditor, I am your father!

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Anakin Skywalker Soil Texture Compass

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Hundreds of millions spent on ads for Christianity instead of charitable causes

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This happens to be the largest auto I can afford, and for that I'm being made the subject of fun?

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It do be like that

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Last night I dreamt that I was back in high school and other students vandalized my locker with anti-semetic messages. Then my guidance counselor Ted Dansen showed up with a chocolate eclair to cheer me up.

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