Henrik chomped my cactus the other day. I was taking a picture with him and the puncture marks he left when he went in for a second chomp. He's a very special boy.3yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
My friend said it was illegal to be that cute, so my moldy marble loaf had to go to loaf jail4yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/Catloaf
Nikolai is a feast for those hungry for floof. You get over two knuckles deep before reaching cat.4yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/Floof
Pretty sure I muttered, oh, f*** yeah under my breath after I did those curly brackets7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
It took far too long, but I've finally found the complete canister set, including salt and pepper shakers. My life has peaked.5yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/mycology
Months of leash training my cat culminated in our first walk in the woods. Nikolai had a blast!8yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/aww
Nikolai, from 2.5 months old (taken on the day I adopted him) to 6 years old5yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/FromKittenToCat
Nikolai peanuts while begging for peanuts and ignoring the peanut he already had4yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/PeanutWhiskers
F/27/5'7 [275lbs > 215lbs = 60lbs] (2.5 years) When I started, I was about 315lbs, I've lost 100 total. I don't have any pics from my peak weight, but I'm really proud of this milestone and wanted to share. I've still got a ways to go, but I'm doing it!5yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/progresspics
Was dusting today and got my stretch vases and ash tray together!4yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/Mid_Century
He looks so sweet and pure in this picture, but I know somewhere within him an ancient evil lurks, biding its time. Watching. Longing. Waiting for the perfect moments to randomly swipe at ankles as someone passes by or to steal pork tenderloin off the cutting board. Really evil stuff.5yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
My parent's rescue cat, somewhere in her teens, still precious as ever!7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/teefies
I was trying to take a picture with Henrik of the puncture marks he left after chomping my cactus the other day. While posing with it, he went in for a second chomp. He is very, very, very dumb.3yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/teefies
Not 100% sure if this counts because it made me laugh more than cringe7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/FellowKids
I've taken thousands of pictures of Nikolai and this is in my top 5 favorites.5yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
Like a fool I made my profile picture in Words With Friends a picture of myself. Started getting lots of game requests from dudes. This is one of the first of many interactions I had on a word puzzle game. The requests and messages miraculously stopped when I changed my avatar to my cat.4yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/creepyPMs
I thought Henrik looked particularly handsome and poised in this picture7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/aww
I posted this on Facebook and someone said he looked like a plush toy.7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
I'd blame it on the heat, but he lays like this all the time. I think he just likes flaunting his fluff.6yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
Anybody else have helpers when it's time for penmanship practice?7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/fountainpens
He can hear the mice in the walls of our cheap apartment. For some mysterious reason, the mice have yet to make an appearance in our space.6yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/aww
B. Hole always wears his best for lounging out by the brush pile. I don't think the crickets therein appreciate having such a dapper stalker.6yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
It's not sexual assault if there's no consent, that just makes it kinky! Also, discussing sexual preferences with your SO is sooo boring.6yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/creepyPMs
I made a handy pie chart showing what Donald Trump's priorities will be like as POTUS8yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
Was very pleased to receive this late Christmas gift from a friend who knows my love of brown ink6yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/fountainpens
Such a cute little camouflaged spiderbro, it was hard to get a picture of him7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/spiderbro
Pretty simple, I am mostly pleased by how the little pine tree turned out6yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
Just want to tout my love for my favorite ink. It was the first ink my mother got for me when she lead me down the dark path of fountain pen addiction. The flow, color saturation, and relatively fast drying time has kept Noodler's Cayenne a staple in my pens.7yr ⋅ Avocado_Green28 ⋅ r/fountainpens
