The amount of clothes my 2.5 year old twins went through at their daycare today6mo ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My 18 month old son has more pants with functioning pockets than my wife.1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
His twin brother wouldn’t eat breakfast, so this little man ate the whole pot of oatmeal by himself. Look at that belly!2yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
I’m danish and can’t even imagine living in a place without this 8th wonder of the world2yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/sweden
I have been breathing every day since I was born. I think I might be addicted4d ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/notinteresting
My wife popped my zit without asking me, and then gave me a Peppa Pig bandaid.3mo ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/Marriage
The little men won’t stop climbing the chairs at the dining table, so we bought them their own chairs1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
Min kone spiser tarteletter pa samme made som koldskal (fyld i bunden, knuste skaller pa toppen)1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/Denmark
Jeg skyndte mig i Lidl i habet pa en kæmpe nugget. Desværre falsk reklame3mo ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/Denmark
My little men turn 1 today. Born at week 32,2 and weighing 1200g and 1400g, now weighing around 8,5kg each2yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
Last night after dinner vs first thing in the morning. He is a magician and transfered all the weight from his belly to his diaper1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
The twins began climbing into each others beds, so now we're letting them sleep together1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
My son’s drinking game is weak. Couldn’t even finish a single bottle without passing out2yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
Siden vi snakker om drag, sa ma vi ikke glemme vores veninde, værtinde, heltinde og gudinde1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/Denmark
Hvorfor er vinderen altid en ældre person, som har købt en fysisk kupon og krøllet den sammen i en skuffe?1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/Denmark
They were being awfully quiet. Turns out they found out where we store bread.1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/daddit
All my life I never cared for my hair. Rough toweling to dry it, using shower gel for hair, rough combing etc . And I always had curly hair. Then I began taking care of my hair with shampoo, conditioner, oil, wide tooth comb etc, and now my hair falls flat. How can I get my curls back?1yr ⋅ Autisten1996 ⋅ r/curlyhair
