My husband has been planning this for weeks for my birthday. And yes, it’s veggie bacon (and Just).

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These things are fucking terrifying at close range.

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Inconthievable!

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The invitees to David Bowie’s 50th birthday part at MSG 1997

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750 hours in AND WTF IS THIS??

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Me.

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[WW]Does anyone else still hear Wind Waker Beedle's THAAAANNNNKKK YOU innightmares?

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Me, too, Pokki. Me, too.

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It’s like Vah Ruta is flipping us off from out in the misty distance...

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P.J. Harvey, Bjork, Tori Amos, May 1994

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So, uh . . . how does Gerudo reproduction work? Do they venture out and have relations w random voe? There are at least 3 kids running amok. If there is no male Gerudo, how do they maintain their AKC paperwork? Do they come back pregnant? If it’s a boy, do they feed him to the melon rind psychopath?

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900 hours into the game, and suddenly, there’s a giant horse. Never have I ever seen a gd giant horse. I thought that all of the other horses were shetlands.

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Was lucky enough to share oxygen with her once.

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They don't call it Pennsyltucky for nothin'

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Last night on Halsey and 45th near Providence.

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That rare moment when we glimpse introspective, first-person Link musings...”I hope they’re USDA-certified organic...”

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Betty White and I at an animal research foundation dinner in 2009. We rode the same bus transport from our hotel. She arrived mostly drunk, and I had to show her how to find the buffet.

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Still my favorite.

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It appears that Kakariko, too, is embracing inflation.

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I’m going to start a sub called 500hoursinBotW. I’m currently 750 hours in, and I just learned that the Zora suit has a spin attack in water.

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I love Portland.

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This brave five-year-old aced his vaccine at OHSU, today!

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My husband has been planning this for weeks for my birthday. And yes, it’s veggie bacon (and Just).

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The Cruds and the Blips gag is 1000x funnier when you’re high.

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OMG - she was elected governor of something? This is what I get for giving up the news and social media for my mental health after suffering every update from 2016-2020.

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I think I have a problem...

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Welp...

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So I googled “vegan spaghettios recipe”, and now I’m bloated with 80’s nostalgia

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I guess that Marie surprised them all. Mountain View Cemetery in Oregon City.

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As a veterinarian, this episode gives me so much anxiety.

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And his career has come full circle...

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Welp.

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What you build when pallets are free, and there’re a few days of sun, and you forget it’s still mid-winter.

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TIL Elliot and Flight of the Conchords shared the same apartment. Seas 1, Ep 2 FotC.

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It’ssssss...Phil?

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How you know your stupid dog got into the kids’ craft drawer.

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As a vegan, this never gets old for me.

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Showed up in my memory feed and had to share.

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Always a sideshow on 84.

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I fucking love Portland.

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A friend made this for me. I keep forgetting to take it down when my kids’ friends come over.

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Things are getting heated here in NE.

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My husband is now the vigilante stolen Westfalia savior in Hollywood. He's found three of them here, so far. One in the GrocOut lot, one in the mess of stolen shit in front of Hollywood East. He sat in front of another stolen van, today, waiting on cops. I told him not to get shot. Case 22304236

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I guess that Marie surprised them all.

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What do YOU call Link's magical little pouch that literally holds a metric ton of weaponry, food, techno-gadgets, and monster keratin? I prefer to call it Sammael the Younger.

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Judy (Garland)

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Especially in the Alamo's basement

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The pesto mac at Sweet Hereafter is to die for.

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The first time we see multiverse Finn. Season 4, Ep. 18. This episode is hugely pivotal in so many ways. So many storylines and future seasons branching from one episode.

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Walking the line at Comic-Con

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Lost cat in Hollywood - strictly indoors 16yo neutered grey male domestic shorthair with some coat mats near NE 47th and Halsey. Needs medications. Escaped house around 6-7p.m. Saturday night. Thanks, all.

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My worst nightmare fuel has returned.

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*faceplant

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Fred Gwynn c. 1964?

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Side-of-the-road freebie scores are the best.

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Fairuza Balk, Disney promo photo, 1985

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In your best guesstimation, what/when/where/why really happened to Margaret and Joshua? Did they just not come home to the kids one day?

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Portland still loves TP

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Only in Portland.

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He could choose anywhere to sit in the car. He chose here.

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My 13yo self always visits this checkout line in Hollywood Groc Out.

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Don’t go shopping at Whole Paycheck on Sandy for the next hour or so.

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Currently, Comic-Con is a no-entry “construction zone”, but I told my 5 and 7yo fans that if anyone gave them shit, they should tell them to bite their shiny metal asses.

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Does anyone remember being like “HOLY SHIT SHE WENT THERE” when you saw the menstrual blood running down her leg? THIS was groundbreakingly bold.

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The invitees to David Bowie’s 50th Birthday at MSG 1997

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This lady and I will be going on a date, next weekend. It’s been a lifelong dream, since I was glued to the television in 1980.

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So my four-year-old just told me to bite his shiny metal ass. I guess I deserve that for introducing him to art.

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I’m the shittiest birder on the planet. I can’t get these fuckers in my compendium.

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Halloween’s coming up again, guys...

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One of the “last photos of Satyricon, Portlandia S1E5 2010 (torn down 2011)

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Huddle William Ledbetter (aka Leadbelly), circa 1930s

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Lots of these jerks in Portland, OR.

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Guess who just spent 30 minutes trying to thread two holes with a single arrow using a duplex?

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OMG, the exchange of euphemisms between these two is endless.

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Joni Mitchell and Leonard Cohen, Newport Folk Festival, 1967

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What are the chances it’s full?

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My attempt at Miyoko’s cultured cheezes.

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And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer.

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Boy George, Sting, Sade and Peter Gabriel, Live Aid 1985

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Watching Satyricon documentary.

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Hands down, the cutest couple in Portland.

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1962? 2022? Who can tell for sure.

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First colonoscopy. “Colon Blow” has changed a bit...

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Now You Know!

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Our four-year-old requested Marceline’s childhood guitar. My husband obliged.

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What’s your #1 most annoying Korok trial? Here’s mine.

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As a veterinarian, this episode gives me so much anxiety.

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Are we to assume that Leo died in Earle’s cabin? There was definitely a void in TR without him. And more importantly, do you think they ever finished that kitchen remodel?

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As a vegan, this never gets old for me.

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Exhausted? Proud? Ambivalent? Done with life in 12 short days. The completion of King’s Crossing, 10/09/2003

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Does anyone else get high in order to tolerate doing menial shit for hours? Shit you’ll regret wasting time on on your death bed? Like sorting fucking Legos.

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I can’t vacuum until he’s done with Happiness. So hopeful. Town Hall NY 2000.

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Princess Diana, Bowie, John May, Roger Taylor, Live Aid 1985

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[No Spoilers] Talk about being typecast... The Haunting of Hill House s1e6

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Me when talking with friends who are semi-intelligent.

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If he'd only known who he was actually standing next to, we wouldn't have had to deal with that fucker for this long. Elliott woulda snuffed him.

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So...Finn never married by Together Again? Did he ever find love outside of PB/FP/HW crushes? Did he just keep battling? Does Puhoy count? This makes me sad.

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Think about it.

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Electroshock therapy device found in antique store, today. Helps with toothaches!

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ELI5: This may be a dumb question, but why would BOB even want Laura as a traditional “vessel”? Wouldn’t he have to leave Leland in order to possess Laura, as seen when he dies S2? Isn’t BOB all about rape/penetration/etc? What would be the point of inhabiting a female vessel? Would he self-tulpa?

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My partner says that a coworker came to Portland back in the day, driving a giant Cadillac-sized vehicle. He ran into someone else driving one and had to say hi. A woman with blue hair. During the conversation, it came up that she was Elliott’s girlfriend. I can only imagine it was this era.

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Dog at end of bar, Brendan Behan’s, Jamaica Plain, c. 2011

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Shit’s getting real in Portland.

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Laura Dern and David Lynch, 1990

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How have I missed this?? Evil. And the devil’s name is LELAND.

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What’s this dude’s IQ? Single or double digits?

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Dismayed by the fact that I drive all over Portland blasting St. Ides Heaven with the windows down, and no one knows WTF I’m listening to. :-/

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Another &*%^ YOU from the lopsided US Government

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What a German shepherd did to my arm, yesterday. Luckily, I was wearing a shirt that he tore through. Does anyone wear bite-protective sleeves, and do they work? TIA

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What would he be doing today?

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Jimmy Baio, Divine, Julie Budd, Grace Jones, Sal DeFalco, and Nona Hendryx, Grace's 30th birthday party, Studio 54, New York City, 1978

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8445 SE McLoughlin https://sportsbox.bar/

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Tori signing my Subway hoagie, Riverside Church, 2003. Yeah. Still embarrassed.

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Anyone else accost random nice strangers on the street, begging for a photo of their shirt? Yeah? Me, too!

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So my husband just had his COVID-19 vaccine. Should I be concerned?

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Am I dumb, or is this Benicio del Toro on this shirt?

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The sheer stupidity hurts. It fucking huurrrttssss.

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Only in Portland.

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Imperial Beach, CA

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Someone was sure in a rush to get to swim class, today.

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They don't call it Pennsyltucky for nothin'

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[S3E16] My 17th birthday cake. April 18, 1991. Same night S2E20 (The Path to the Black Lodge) aired. Was hoping for something wrapped in plastic, but this was all the baker could do. 😉 And now, 26 years later, it's ending, again. So much beauty, imagination. Happy to have been witness to it all.

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May 5, 2023, marks 25 years since I first saw Tori perform live. I stood outside of the SF Fillmore for over 24 hours on my 24th birthday just to get a pass for the Club Tour (had to wait again day of). But totally worth it. She did Upside Down (and bad things to her mic), & I lost my shit.

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Our quaint family

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Elliott Smith, Lucy Lawless and Judge Judy, SNL, NYC 1998

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Bonnie at Paradox Cafe, a Portland institution on Belmont, had her front door window smashed. Go eat good food and send her some love.

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Hi guys - does anyone have a digital copy of this article? Thanks in advance.

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Veterinarian, here. Never thought in any multiverse or any perceived physical space of reality that I’d be receiving this email.

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Mementos from my 82-year-old grandfather's tool chest.

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Last year at this time, I was terrified because there were 100 orb weavers in my garden. This year, I’m terrified that there are none. Anyone spot any?

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Nancy Parsons, 1980

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Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield, Romanoff's, 1957

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I am having serious anxiety regarding Jake potentially dying in the 05/20 new episode. I will NOT know how to explain this to my kids. We literally watch every night. They pick the season and episode. Please tell me someone is optimistic??

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Should I, or shouldn’t I? Getting wafts of Brokeback Mountain sleeping bags whenever I try to open it.

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Damn Bolsheviks.

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What is your favorite Elliott lyric? Mine: “... You live up in your head /Scared of every little noise /Someone’s always breaking in accidentally /Using nothing but their voice...”

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This as a tattoo feels right. I've never had a tattoo.

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To underestimate Marie.

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What’s all this nonsense about “most abused character”? Surely, she deserves a nod. All that riding the white tiger n’ shit.

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So I posted a Heatmiser video to r/Portland. They dared to call it SPAM! SPAM SPAM SPAM! Guess the mods are youngins.

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[No Spoilers] Anyone else still have these from back in the COOP (Citizens Opposing the Offing of Peaks) days?

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And what is the point of this?

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WHY is this bastard so much harder to kill than the other Lynels?! %^#*!!!

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Anyone know who the crappy actor was?

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Abscesses (i.e. Instant Gratification In The Veterinary Profession)

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