I think we all know who should be on the redesigned $5 bill.
Silicon Valley Alignment Chart
Keys To The Game getting grim.
Red Baseball Cap alignment chart
With the 2010s officially in the books in MLB, here's a chart of how every team did in terms of hitting homers and giving up homers in this decade.
Man mauled by brown bear; bitten in leg [Graphic]
From the mid-80s: a mail order shirt company that offered a series of shirts making fun of NHL teams. Including gems like Philadelphia Cryers and Quebec No-Dekes, and the puns just get worse from there.
Aquarion slowly trying to get a crab across an ocean and into the fight
A shot of the Toronto skyline from the island ferry from 1985, overlayed with a skyline shot from 2016
The Toronto Pronunciation Scale
The plight of Leafs fans come playoff time
Shaq holding Paul Abdul
Team USA salutes the crowd at the 1948 Winter Olympics in St. Moritz
Hey man, we got some blue facepaint, we're all doing stripes on our cheeks to-- oh. You're just... you're just going for it, huh.
Suburban High School in 2002 Starter Pack
As a public service to aspiring hockey bloggers struggling to come up with a name, here are potential blog names for all 31 NHL teams.
Every Blue Jays walk-off grand slam ever:
If the NHL expands to 32 teams with Vegas & Quebec City, here's what I think would be the best possible division alignment
Chart: Here's how far back you can go in history, in each of the 4 major North American leagues, if you go back 2 degrees of separation of players who played against one other
A theory on the ending of Grease
This should be the official bumper-sticker of r/baseball.
Jose Bautista dropping a subtle sign language message to Kimbrel
(not Tumblr) Why didn't your article on female genitalia mention that female genitalia can also be comprised of a penis and testicles?
BAH GAWD, THAT'S THE BLUE JAYS' MUSIC!
A twist on traditional alignment charts: the is it a sandwich alignment chart
Donna for senate Edwards
Blake Swihart tried to find the ball. The ball ended up finding Blake Swihart.
Josh Donaldson just wants to make sure the Angels bench has the correct time
I took an old black & white photo of Charles Mingus in front of the American flag, and decided to colorize it
At 22 years old, Roberto Osuna has already surpassed the record for most MLB saves by anyone through their age-23 season.
I answered that Starving humans are worse than abused animals as one of the questions on OKCupid. Got this response that quickly turned unbelievably racist
A chart of the Habs' playoff odds this season looks like it'd make for a pretty wild roller coaster
This scene of the Be-Sharps in the recording studio directly references, down to the smallest detail, a shot of the Beatles recording Let It Be in 1969
Shaq holding a pair of child-size sneakers
I put together this infographic of the lowest single-season NHL attendances since 1980. Some of the teams might surprise you!
There have been 27 times in MLB history that a team has had 6 or more players all hit 20+ home runs in a season. Of those 27 teams, 9 have come in the last 2 seasons.
Beautiful photo of hockey at the 1936 Olympics, Canada vs. USA
@TweetsOfOld, a Twitter account that collects old newspaper headlines, is apparently a horribly oppressive cesspit of #OLDWHITEDUDES despite the account being run by a female historian. [Twitter]
The Toronto Sports Team Venn Diagram
Hating the Montreal Canadiens: A Gentleman's Guide
I've pinpointed the exact change that turned Jose Bautista's career around.
I've made a map listing every pub trivia night in Toronto, coded by night of the week and trivia host.
Here's a graphic on everything you've wanted to know about opening the roof of the Dome. [OC]
Wayne Gretzky's record 51-game point-scoring streak ended 30 years ago today in 1984. During the streak, he had 61 G + 92 A = 153 points, an insane 3.0 points per game. Here's a look at all of the longest point-scoring streaks in NHL history.
Scott Steiner: master of improvisation
The handwritten linear notes for Drake's latest mixtape individually thanked every member of the Raptors
Poor Ryan Getzlaf. (And he's only 28.)
[INFOGRAPHIC] With the news of Jeter's retirement, I put together this look at notable long MLB careers
Infographic: It was 10 years ago that the Flyers and Senators engaged in the most-penalized game in NHL history, with a total of 419 penalty minutes.
oy then u cheeky fockin muggle kunts, u fuck wiv me kru an i'll bash ye head in wiv me quidditch broom
Just realized how Homer's fight with Bart's Big Brother is meant to reference the Street Fighter II arcade opening. I made a side-by-side comparison
The spikes. The fucking spikes.
A graphic of Queen Street, by facial hair type
Bill Hicks Bar in Leslieville has started stickering downtown accusing NOW Magazine of sex slavery. That... seems like a pretty strong accusation to be attaching your bar's name to? Anyone know the story?
We've grown up a lot in 40 years. Downtown Toronto, 1974 and now
Canadian artillerymen add an early seasonal message to a shell for their 60 pounder field gun on the Somme front, November 1916
Could the Blue Jays be toying with the idea of adding some craft beer options at the ballpark? I get emailed regular fan surveys from them, and this was one of their questions...
Infographic: Marc-André Fleury has the best goaltending stats in the NHL when it comes to the shootout. What makes him such a shootout artist?
[CHART] We all know that Sergei Bobrovsky's the #1 cop on the force. But did you know he was ALSO the #1 shootout goalie of 2015, with a sterling .889 SV% in shootouts?
The very first All-Star game photo, from 1937
How To Measure Like A Canadian: a fun guide to when Canadians use the metric system and when we don't
Hot new OVO+Raptors mixtape collaboration
Babe Ruth of the New York Yankees discusses the finer points of hitting with Shoeless Joe Jackson of the Chicago White Sox in 1920.
It was a rough night in sports.
Why I can't be trusted with $8 in a record store: I will buy the two most ridiculous items I can find
It snowed in my hometown today. The last time it snowed here? About 2 or 3 days ago. Snow is pretty common in the winter where I live.
The Jays took out a full-page ad in the Star wishing the Raptors luck (even though the graphic designer who put them together seems to think Stroman and Sanchez are the same height)
From the Getty Image archives: fans with suspicious containers taking in a game at Exhibition Stadium in April 1977, before the ballpark was licensed to sell beer
Ian Kinsler doesn't look like he enjoyed Cinco de Mayo very much.
I answered that starving humans were worse than abused animals. Here's a response I got that belongs in the unexpected moments of white supremacist rhetoric hall of fame.
[Humor] I can't be the only VXer who's run into your classic Scumbag J-Wave Regulator situation before.
A theory on the ending of Grease (too shitty for r/fantheories)
I put together this graphic showing where you can buy booze in each province. Enjoy, and feel free to let me know of any corrections!
Based on Steamer Projections, here's a look at how the AL East will stack up in terms of projected home runs by player in 2016
A Toronto-Washington preview in the categories that matter:
The abandoned Broad Street Aqueduct in Rochester, NY, which used to be a tunnel for the Rochester Subway system that ran from 1927-1956 [750x500]
C'mon dad... ya gotta get up... dad... ?
[Chart] The Rob Ford Jersey Curse is real. But when Ford left Toronto to go to rehab, was the curse broken?
The Raptors wearing Huskies throwbacks are 6 wins away from tying the actual Toronto Huskies for all-time home wins
A New Hope
What do you see when you look at the oddly-bordered shape of the City of Los Angeles? I see some sort of sassy cartoon bird sticking his chest out.
This was the grad message that I wrote for my junior high yearbook. It was 2001. At the time, I figured this reference would last forever.
German soldiers during WWII entertain themselves by dressing up a dog on the front
What better way to celebrate a win streak? Orange mocha frappuccinos!
Do you love taking selfies at Jays games, but hate baseball? It's the Instant Blue Jays Selfie Kit!
Ahead of their first playoff series since 2008, a really interesting infographic on the Raptors' all-time greatest players
Here's a look at what works will be entering the public domain in Canada over the next few years. (Canada currently has relatively relaxed life of the creator + 50 years public domain laws, which could change to 70 years if the TPP is signed)
The red portions of this map contain 45% of the Canadian population.
[Chart] By leaving Toronto to go to rehab, was the Rob Ford Jersey Curse broken?
This whole US-Canada hockey rivalry is getting out of hand, eh buds? Only one thing left to do.
Here's a ranking of the heaviest Blue Jays ever, based on the club's official listed weights (and 6 players who should be up there, but expect us to believe they're a lot lighter)
Silicon Valley (HBO) Alignment Chart
Let's see... we just slot in the new guys... move Sanchez to the pen... and, yep, I'm not seeing the gaps in our lineup that everyone else is seeing!
The Torontonian's Map of the Known World
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford makes sense if you try to understand him as a composite of The Wire characters.
Rivers takes it to the next level
How the news media sausage gets made
New Zanadians are generally peaceful towards our Ameristralian neighbours, until it comes to THE ONLY TWO SPORTS THAT MATTER
Ron Hainsey's hair slowly going from shaggy mop to clean-cut banker over the past 15 years
Pitying the Ottawa Senators: A Gentleman's Guide
NHL goalie Lorne Chabot wearing barely any protection as he guards the net for the Toronto Maple Leafs, 1930
Get used to seeing this: the Dirty Sanchez curveball
The King is set to return in September. The quest for the One Ring begins.
On the heels of the news that 27% of Americans believe God will influence who wins the Super Bowl, I crunched the stats. Turns out the more atheist a state, the more likely to win Super Bowls!
The Toronto sports team Dating Game
Goalies Harry Lumley of the Chicago Blackhawks & Terry Sawchuk of the Detroit Red Wings have a post-game beer in the locker room, 1951
Ever since the Argos announced they'll be sharing a stadium with Toronto FC, this is pretty much how all of the arguments between TFC fans and Argos fans have gone
The Leafs' defensive strategy seems to be tire them out and absorb their blows until they're tired enough to knock over
The 2013 Blue Jays: a traveling circus of injuries and medical abnormalities
Maple Leaf Gardens, 1932
50 Shades of Green: out of all of the various artificial turfs the SkyDome's had over the years, this latest 2015 model seems to be the best at actually looking like healthy grass
Graph: Which teams have the most and least expensive first-round playoff tickets, compared to regular season tickets
Quite the deal on 24-packs of Black Oak's Belgian wheat beer over at their brewery
The Torontonian map of the known world
So, how 'bout those last two series?
There are rumblings on Twitter about bad news coming soon about the Jays. I'm guessing that this is what happened
Jackie Robinson, who broke baseball's color barrier, alongside his Brooklyn Dodgers teammates in 1947. (Robinson pictured with John Jorgensen, Pee Wee Reese and Ed Stanky, April, 1947)
Get used to seeing these leg kicks going back-to-back
Just found this picture I made back in 2009, when I decided to make Mii characters of the Jays. Well... we've got 1.5 out of 15 left.
Noah's Jays: the quest to assemble 2 of every player
Episode 2013: A New Hope
This is what happens when you lay off copy editors: over 8,000 news articles on Google News contain Ottowa
4.3%, you say?
I colourized this cool old black & white photo of Leafs goalie Lorne Chabot from 1930. Chabot was a Vezina winner who played in the NHL for 11 seasons, sporting a 2.04 career GAA.
They've come together to save Toronto. They are, THE JAYVENGERS.
How Justin Bieber's career path is basically fast-forwarding through Michael Jackson's career (y'know, minus the good music)
The Jays' bullpen situation right now
Ahead of the big game, I've put together A Gentleman's Guide to Hating the Montreal Canadiens
Not like this...
A Ted Rogers statue? This is the statue we need.
The SkyDome/Rogers Centre has undergone its 5th major incarnation of artificial turf, and this version might be the best in terms of actually looking like healthy grass
Infographic on the Raptors-Nets matchup going into game 7
With Raptors Nation establishing a sizable presence in Cleveland, Operation Toronto Sports Fan Invasion is progressing ahead of schedule!
The Raptors thanked, in order, on the handwritten linear notes of Drake's new mixtape
Dionner Navarro hit that homerun with such authority, he must have thought the pitch looked like this
Slump busters: Colby Rasmus' haircut and Brett Lawrie's mustache
Canadian Dr.'s reply to companies requiring medical note after sick day
The delicate, choreographed ballet that is professional wrestling
The Blue Jays media venn diagram
So, I put Adam Lind's beard on a squirrel.
Saw a photo of Morrow throwing in Spring Training. Turned it into this.
Made these concepts for a Winter Classic between the Leafs and Rangers at BMO Field in Toronto
The new Blue Jays anthem: Gibbons on a Prayer
From the comments of an article about ESPN: I didn't know Keanu Reeves had such strong opinions on the matter!
Now I know where Lind ripped off his facial hair style from.
These Daily Fantasy ads are getting out of control.