Thanks Obama for not punching this man in the face and transitioning peacefully. You are a better man than I am.

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Oh the white man and his tricks...

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Dude look like he don't know where he is.

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What I woke up to in 2015.

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This is how I feel as an atheist.

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Jeb Bush knows what's best for America.

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That seems like a long walk/swim to Australia.

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Jesus does exist!

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It all makes sense now.

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I'm definitely not going to church if I get cancer.

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I think it's a legit question.

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What I was thinking when I first heard about this terrorist attack last night.

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Thank you Satan. 💑

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Let me know how that works out buddy.

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I consider this child abuse, no?

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I share this in the name of science.

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This should be a thing.

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That helps starving kids. Way to go.

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This is the scariest thing I have seen all day.

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Even astrophysicists got beef these days.

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Ha. This is my take.

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Just another form of child abuse.

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Who could honestly resist?

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I think my chances of winning the powerball are higher than Jesus answering my prayers.

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I'm just like

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When you think she might be sexy af, but you're not sure. (OC)

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I cut my toenails today. #winning

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I'm really getting tired of Jesus and his liberal bullshit.

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Everything should be mocked. Especially religion.

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Such a loving mother.

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Doesn't god have anything better to do?

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Stop tempting me Jesus, I am six months clean.

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I ran into a flat earther today on IG and lost hope in humanity.

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Facts are a dangerous thing. Stay safe out there.

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Whoever this dude is, he is a badass.

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Dating made simple.

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Oh. Since you put it like that, OK.

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911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?

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Satanists don't get enough love here.

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Such savage language.

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Trigger alert! Two Muslim women kissing and ngaf.

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What about testicular cancer?

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I never have time for that.

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God always gets it right!

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I would not question Him I would trust Him.

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ISIS teaches evolution? Who knew.

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Seems about right to me.

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Jesus would vote for Ben Carson and so should you.

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Salvaging precious metals in Ghana. Great plan.

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No kneeling here on this subreddit. Proud atheist!

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Jesus will do whatever it takes to be deep inside you.

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When you drive a car and don't believe in dinosaurs.

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It's best to end that relationship early.

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You can do it Jesus!

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I lost a Facebook friend because of atheism. I am sad now. Should I repent?

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She keep it 💯

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I love this and thought reddit might too.

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That's super cool! Thanks Jesus!

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ok im gonna clear som stuff up .

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Prob a wack version

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God has cure for u deasess!!

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Who needs NASA, he would do it!

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If you had cancer would you go to a doctor or pray to god? Here was the answer that gave me cancer.

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My favorite scientist is Ken Ham.

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Hidden in the mind of every atheist is a mass murderer. Seriously?

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That feel good Christian compassion.

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Awww, such a cute kitty. Wait, what???

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I am disappointed in the lack of Scientology memes on reddit.

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TIL atheism is a white religion?

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I've always wondered about lgbt Christians.

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I am not a fagot. I am just an atheist.

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This doesn't seem very Islamic...

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The EVILutionists secret agenda!

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Awww. That's sweet.

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Got a tattoo? Enjoy burning in hell! 😘

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Look out evolutionists, we got a bad ass here!

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Christianity is so fucking peaceful.

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I trust Black Jesus. So should you.

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r/blackpeopletwitter banned me over my atheist themed tweets. Fuck me, right?

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I LOVE THE LORD. Type i lov Jesus f u do

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Check you own standards before mocking otherslf

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Bandz a make her dance

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Beautiful wedding photo.

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I always come prepared.

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Moar love for my Jewish friends.

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Talk about an awkward family photo.

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Mind blown. Can someone explain why this is?

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When you need a taxi, but you live in Afghanistan.

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Just a friendly PSA.

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My Jewish friends don't get enough love here.

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When you find the one true religion.

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This is our future america.

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Awww. Even ISIS cares about kittens.

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Something doesn't make sense here...

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Science always wins silly theists.

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Never divorce your husband without God's permission.

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19 million kids and counting.

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When white atheists kill over a parking spot.

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Even Kanye was like... Dafuq

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TIL gingers are Muslims too.

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No wonder you are single.

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I am going to need a bigger hammer.

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That Muslim thug life though.

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Today is my first cake day on reddit. I just wanted to share this with my favorite subreddit.

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Scientology can't sue us all? Can they?

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Someone actually left this comment on my IG. I swear to the FSM.

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This is the only reason I am not a Muslim!

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A conservative on IG trying to convince me that President Obama is a Muslim.

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Are atheists pedophiles? Ask Tony!

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That escalated quickly.

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This guy was serious af tho.

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Did unicorns evolve into horses? Ask Tracey!

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The real housewives of Syria.

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The gift that keeps on giving. Merry christmyth.

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Naughty Buddha is naughty.

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I think they meant that they are down with the USA. Idk.

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This poor little girl. If I don't laugh at something, then I will cry forever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't use science, to prove what's not true.

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Just some fan mail from IG.

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Nom Nom

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Ordered this awesome new action figure from eBay. Can't wait for it to get here so I can open it up and play with it.

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At least I don't have Ebola.

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I posted on IG. Then this appeared. PBUFSM. So sorry.

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I can't believe I just had this conversation with a 15 yo girl on instagram. Wtf?

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r u Christian?huh illiterate...r u nud?

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Damn, I didn't even get to hear the punchline.

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You win. See you in church on Sunday!

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.so I leave you with this bible verse/Genesis 1:24

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I am a bad devil. Who knew?

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I just need 5 minutes of your time.

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Seems like a cool dating site...

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One of these dudes likes little girls. The other one is running for president. They both love Jesus.

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Its a new year. Give him a chance to be inside you.

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Finally. Someone who won't pray for me.

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Last one from bae. Thanks for the fun. 😘

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Satan is truly evil.

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I should stop browsing #flatearth on IG.

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Thug life forever!

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Am I the only atheist around here that has heard of the nation of islam?

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UBGB - Enjoy the withdrawings!

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