It’s 5am and tornado sirens are going off, but I have to watch an ad before I can see the live news about it2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/assholedesign
Metal pirate ship lamp my mom “had” to get at a flea market because “it was so horrible”2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/ATBGE
Let me just idle here for an hour while I blast peoples’ windows with my obscenely bright headlights (at midnight)11mo ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/fuckyourheadlights
The I don't know the lyrics to the chorus of Kokomo starter pack2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/starterpacks
I found $13.98, among other things, on the floor at my gym last year1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
to lik the bred, u use ur hed, an do what this here floofer’s sed3yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/ilikthebred
“Local man in Altus, OK arrested after firing a trebuchet at a group of Girl Scouts. His wife was quoted as saying ‘I wish I hadn’t given in to him begging for that damn castle turret when we had the house built, he’s been mentally stuck in the Middle Ages since 1981.’”3yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/bizarrebuildings
Aesthetic IRL - just finished making a computer desk with this decor vision in mind. How did I do?4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/VaporwaveAesthetics
Fourth time this has happened in 8 months. The property sends “be careful” emails in response.1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
when creature posts on screen exist, there's bred to lik; i can't resist1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/ilikthebred
These $1580 Gucci sneakers that look like a Pinterest project gone awry5yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/DiWHY
Coconut liked Christmas enough to tolerate her Santa suit. [RIP] to the goodest girl.2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/ilikthebred
Me in 2011 and I thought my look was on point. Bob Ross, Bob Dylan, I’d heard it all. Notice how my enormous hair juxtaposes my scrawny chicken boy physique.4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/blunderyears
The So you just started working at a corporate social utopia starter pack4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/starterpacks
My next door and downstairs neighbors both drive these 56 (I think) Dodge Lancers. Pretty slick!5yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/Autos
The Typing Too Fast and Pressed N Instead of Space Starter Pack4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/starterpacks
TIL the word “anosmia” means you’ve been visited by the food dementors3yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
We did it, everyone! A month inside has completely flattened the curve and there are no more cases!4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/oklahoma
Nothing says December 10th like a Christmas Pterodactyl on your Christmas Troy. Merry Happy, everyone!2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/community
Probably low-hanging fruit but this irks me. Low-effort, cheap materials, and and a ridiculous price “justified” by a brand name. Probably will end up in the ocean after it is thrown away a year after purchase when oxidizing yellows it.3yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/assholedesign
Are we just not going to talk about the over-sized cheese graters at scissortail park?4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/okc
[satire] made for a friend yesterday. Roses are red, Slavs say blyat...6yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/niceguys
Went to Dallas TX recently, behold the Comerica Bank Tower [xbox one] dare to compare!5yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/Minecraft
Found in the wild. Subtle but I thought of this sub. By slimming her waist and legs she’s turned her top half into Barbie and her yeezys into enormous stomping boots!4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/Instagramreality
Lorneographers/Sokologists Oh, you're into academics? Are you good in studies?1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Decoy Dan always gives 110%, even if it means saying something completely unnatural that would give any non-buffoon pause for thought. His best line though.1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
The Mispronunciations Starter Pack (Vol. 2) (feat. comments from Vol. 1)2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/starterpacks
Hmnyokay...which one of you precious princes and princesses made all this white stahf come owt?1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
And a steel and plaster replica for proof! (Woodward, OK)2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
First of many. 44 floors, 176 rooms. Xbox one. Design credit: Pinterest browsing.4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/Minecraft
[image] | I don’t know who needs to hear this but FELLAS, if you ever want to feel pretty some days, go for it! It’s okay to not fit the mold.4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/GetMotivated
There’s “wear your heart on your sleeve” and then there’s me in 2012-20154yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/sadcringe
Nobody cares what adults do oh Chris you so progressive in 20073yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Here’s the whole setup for those curious. Thanks for the love on the last post.4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/VaporwaveAesthetics
These sidewalk lights at a park in my city look like giant cheese graters4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Does anyone know who did the promotional photography for this movie? Or even know people who have seen the movie??1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
No brand, no logo. Like a Subaru Outback and an El Camino had an athletic child. What is this?5yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/whatisthiscar
Why not play the official TCAP/HvP Food Challenge on your next full watch-through? [OC]11mo ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Wire glasses on the ham block like the big pink piggy he is1yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
The Daily Meme To Boost Office Morale During Telework starter pack4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/starterpacks
Let me just idle here for an hour while blasting peoples’ windows with my obscenely bright headlights (at midnight)11mo ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
Better leave my angry lights on while I’m in the restaurant so people know how tough I am3yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/heep
Happy tip: always insert TCAP quotes where they’ll fit.2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
This is the last pic I have of a bridge project on a world I’ve been building on since 2013 before a compatibility issue (they say) came up out of nowhere and now I can’t open the world without it crashing (Xbox one edition). I’m so sad. Happened to anyone else?4yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/Minecraft
Walk passed this and then got diagnosed with stage 7 Cringenitis. Are we still on about zombies?? When the apocalypse comes they better not fw this guy!3yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/heep
Anyone else buy SimpliSafe this morning? I was trying to see the tornado map but this ad came on before it and I couldn’t resist!2yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/okc
I’ve listened to your feedback and have updated the itinerary with a less offensive date format. This should get us through the next 27 days.5yr ⋅ AsymptoticAbyss ⋅ r/memes
