My dad just found in his tool shed the Spirograph I lost 26 years ago.3yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/nostalgia
My 4 yr old nephew tried to eat the “candy” off the toilet bowl.3yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Struggling with money during quarantine and my cat decides to do this. My last $200 pesos.4yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Chubby doggo begs for a slice of pizza outside a shop so often that his owner had to engrave a pet ID tag that says “Don’t give me pizza. Thanks” 🍕5yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/funny
She went beyond the awful eyebrow barrier and got horrendous eyelashes too.6yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/awfuleyebrows
This kiddo loves Mexican sweet bread, specially “Conchas”, so he asked for a concha theme birthday party and I think he looks awesome in his concha costume.6yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
She’s married to one of her creepy child sized zombie dolls, and even got the doll’s name tattooed on her arm.5yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
As a homework, I asked my students to bring some beans to count with in math class. Two students (twin sisters) brought me these “vaquita” beans.6yr ⋅ astronaut_monkey ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
