This middle-aged duckfaced man messaged me on Yelp just to tell me I'm terrible.11yr β aspmaster β r/cringepics
MRW someone says not shaving means you're a gross hairy sasquatch9yr β aspmaster β r/TrollXChromosomes
Please tell me someone else here does this to their WnW palettes. Me and eyeshadow, we're bros.11yr β aspmaster β r/MakeupAddiction
I know it doesn't REALLY make a difference, but it gives me peace of mind.10yr β aspmaster β r/AdviceAnimals
My cat likes to follow people into the bathroom, so one day I turned the tables and caught her in a far more scandalous act. HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, MUFFIN?!?!?12yr β aspmaster β r/cats
i found the ~~PERF LIPPIE~~ for recreating the coveted CELEBRITY NUDE LIP!!!!!!9yr β aspmaster β r/muacirclejerk
I sincerely have no idea if other people do this. But it's so hot out and my hair is so thick...10yr β aspmaster β r/TrollXChromosomes
Victoria is the most stuck-up horse I have ever met. Today was flea market day... 12yr β aspmaster β r/AnimalCrossing
A lot of Postsecret submissions belong here. I pity this person because they probably think they're being really badass.11yr β aspmaster β r/cringepics
Open-minded thesaurus user delivers a florid polemic against mocking political stances.9yr β aspmaster β r/iamverysmart
My grandma gave me these socks. I think they must be pretty old!11yr β aspmaster β r/mildlyinteresting
Tonight I accidentally found the most pathetic copycat recipe ever: graham crackers instead of brownies!10yr β aspmaster β r/shittyfoodporn
[Mani] Just simple dots, but I discovered that stress balls are good for showing off manis :D11yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
So this is the brush on the BRAND NEW topcoat that I just bought tonight... *sobs quietly*11yr β aspmaster β r/RedditLaqueristas
[Thanks], 4rk4n4! I've been getting more use out of these than I would a hot pink Lamborghini. :D11yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
[THANKS <3] mystery person, for the Butler Please!! I love that feeling of but wait, I didn't order anything...12yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
I figured this is probably the best place to post this picture of our taxidermied guinea pig, Coco.13yr β aspmaster β r/deadpets
FA (...maybe LA) leopard spots. It looked a lot better in my imagination!11yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
the finest artisan dinosaur-nugget & kraft-slices panini, with a rustic zuppa alla pomodoro11yr β aspmaster β r/shittyfoodporn
Since you're all probably tired of seeing Zoya sale hauls, I tried to make mine a bit different :D12yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
Doesn't hold a candle to a lot of shit you folks have won, but it's still better than nothing! 13yr β aspmaster β r/neopets
This was my favorite Barbie doll in the early 00's. Note the roll-on body glitter, denim catastrophe, fanny pack, and super state-of-the-art technology!10yr β aspmaster β r/nostalgia
Everyone's out with their summery neons and I'm just sitting here being neutral...11yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
[POLISHED] riotcoming! Clicked random wishlist, turns out we frequent some of the same subreddits. Awwww yeeeeeeah.12yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
Future butterfly or moth? Will it terrorize my dill if not stopped?!11yr β aspmaster β r/whatsthisbug
[OT] (yes, another Julep box!) The price was great, but I'm not in love with these colors...12yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
As long as my little sister is grounded, I get to keep ALLL this... *swoons*12yr β aspmaster β r/RandomActsOfPolish
