Her bio said she was trying to get to Area 51 and mine says swipe right to get roasted5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/Tinder
My buddy doesn’t have Reddit but he made up for it with this picture. Woke up at 5:30 AM and camped in 26 degrees to land it.5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/phoenix
Another match wants the smoke. How do you guys think this one is going to go?5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/Tinder
If Kyle can make you orgasm 10 times in 5 minutes, how many times can he make you orgasm in 60 minutes?4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/ihavesex
While I’m still fighting the addiction to set up metal chairs at 6 AM, my life has improved significantly since leaving. Also, I highly recommend getting a dog. The only handshakes I need are with this good boi.5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
Pirelli P Zero Run Flats, it’s not quite a bubble? IIt’s been like this for about a month, hasn’t grown, and is just there. No warning lights or air loss. If anyone has any idea on why it looks like this or how this happens, I would appreciate it the insight.4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/MechanicAdvice
My friend got this message from his Air BnB hosts. They ate his food in the fridge, had obnoxious loud sex every night, and were constantly yelling throughout the day before he decided to leave5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/trashy
The last supper was actually Jesus’ downline and recruiting party5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/antiMLM
if anyone is having trouble meeting people on this god forsaken app just put “match with me and I’ll roast u” in ur bio- no way they don’t reply4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/Tinder
Joining the selfie party- rediscovering Life one trip at a time.6yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
UPVOTE PARTY!!! CARDINALS GET THEIR FIRST INTERCEPTION OF THE SEASON!!!4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/AZCardinals
A king snake eating a rattle snake who was eating its way out of a king snake4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
talking to my friend about why I feel the church isn’t led by Christ6yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
Discovered this sub last week at dove deep into this bitch for 2 hours at 2 AM. I hope this qualifies as a boot thing. In regards to Richmonds Gun Rally Rights.4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/JustBootThings
just elbow bumped frank the tank at a bar in Scottsdale and the girls he’s with are as low as his shooting percentage but I still love him4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/suns
On a roadtrip and stayed at my buddies in rural Michigan. Woke up to this heater pick up line.2yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/Tinder
the media anytime they hear a Josh Rosen trade rumor with no strong evidence5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/AZCardinals
🥵🥵🥵Her bio said she was a business owner...I am too, so likewise I opened up with “does this mean we’re going to be a business owning power couple?” She then laid this bomb on me and it has me rethinking my future on dating apps.4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/antiMLM
Women who speak, very bad. No talk, more beer. We must WIN this war on CHRISTMAS4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/Boomerhumour
LDS BISHOPS B WILDIN (an actual sign up sheet/explanation of why you’d want to meet) I witnessed this shit first hand and it is WILD5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
anyone wanna sign up and we can all rendezvous to Monat meetings in our CadiLLaCs5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/antiMLM
A girl I follow on Instagram posted this on her story. I’ve never had food poisoning but I’m sure this is how it would feel.6yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
A strip club in Nashville paving the way against Cardi Bs bullshit5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/pussypassdenied
And we still can’t find the millions of dead bodies, swords, shields, chariots and tapir race tracks from the Book of The Corporation of The President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
CANT MISS DEAL: God has picked up a second job. His full time gig of locksmith and key finding yielded a salary of 10% of everyone’s money but isn’t paying his mortgage. He now does internet specials! Incredibly fast speeds for incredibly low price!6yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
Found this gem on Facebook. NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! ETERNAL INFANCY!5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/gatekeeping
lol they made the cars from Fortnite into a real thing that was quick6yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/FortNiteBR
my friends doing a mentos bomb and it the spray spells my name4yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
thread filled with things like “this is what I needed” and “I was inactive but this talk is going to bring me back to church”- all for rebranding. Really one big “excuse me what the fuck” Are people just dissecting anything possible to make themselves feel good now?6yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
tried to drink this water but since I’m not a sister missionary in the MTC or 14 years old, it didn’t want to be inside of me5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/exmormon
Met this girl off our lord and savior Tinder Swipe and this is one of the first things I say to her5yr ⋅ asparagusaintcheap ⋅ r/Tinder
