Imagine being high AF and then this dude shows up in front of your window5yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/woahdude
It’s 2020. Who has time to read books in between golfing and tweeting...4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
At least Obama’s tan was easy to change - imagine living with a tanned face 🍊4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
‘Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums’...coming soon? 💰5yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
This keypad randomizes the numbers every time so someone doesn't figure out the password from your hand movements5yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/ProductPorn
Their delicate feelings must be handled with care, because inconvenience equals slavery 🤷🏻♂️4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Does this mean we actually can have our cakes AND eat them, too?4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Well, you can’t go swim with the sharks and not expecting to get wet..:4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
This tire informs about the need of replacement in written form. Quite useful 👍🏼5yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/ProductPorn
In other news: Turtle grandpa can’t stop mitching about the consequences of his own actions4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Instructions unclear. Said it 3 times into the mirror and am now an undead ghoul in Count Rudy’s coven of vampires. Send help pls4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
„The bodysnatchers have arrived and here is why it’s Obama’s fault!“ - LEGO Mussolini (probably)4yr ⋅ Asmonymous ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
