Dear god... we're seeing formations that shouldn't even be possible1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Saw this today while walking through Wall Street in the Metaverse. Times sure are tough1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Wait no, stop! You weren't supposed to investigate MY ponzi scheme, just the other guys!!1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Oda after realizing CP0 is too weak to be a threat to the current Straw Hats1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/MemePiece
OMG we were so wrong!! Bitcoin is currently spiking to 100k in 2022 after all, because everyone suddenly realized it's the future of money. God damn it, I wish I had listened to the crypto guys and bought in. I feel like such an idiot1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Unpack that bong and get back to downvoting, your task isn't done yet1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
This is former Bed, Bath, and Beyond (BBBY) owner and CEO Ryan Cohen. Earlier this year, he swindled retail investors out of millions using insider information -- the latest in a string of crimes including insider trading, international securities fraud, and financial terrorism. Where is the SEC??1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Good news everyone! The time has finally come for the crypto community to band together and purchase the island nation of Tuvalu for $10 billion1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Rest in power, Scaramucci Capital. You were too good for this cruel, fiat-infested world. #PourOneOut1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
TFW you haven't lost any money in the crash because you successfully resisted years of recruitment spam and marketing and don't own any crypto2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
This is [deleted]. Over the past two years, he and his Wall st. insider cronies have stolen BILLIONS from innocent retail investors using misleading and manipulative DD posts. His crimes include giving financial advice, manufacturing illegal narcotics, and FINANCIAL TERRORISM!! Where is the SEC??1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Don't worry everyone -- I drew THEM as the soy guy and US as the strong beard guy this time. We've won!1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Demon rats are using their disgusting unregulated markets to do communism and steal money from hard working Real Americans. Very sad!1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Buck the Bunny is really fucking cool and funny, apes are reportedly finding themselves so sucked in by how cool he looks1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Petition to rename this sub gme_MELTDOWN and turn it into a pro-Kais MALEEJ fan page (I am not Kais MALEEJ btw)3mo ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
My favorite thing about Bitcoin is how inconvenient it is compared to fiat1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
BREAKING NEWS: MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor has used the power of Bitcoin to transform himself into an ethereal being of pure energy in order to escape his creditors on the material plane2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
To prepare for the potential new bounty reveals, I made a graph showing the Straw Hat pirates' bounties over time, all the way up until Wano1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/OnePiece
Before you stand two schlubby 30-somethings in suits. One always tells the truth (even when the evil globalist banking elites try to censor him), while the other speaks only in bizarre non sequiturs about arson. Which one are you dedicating your life to?11mo ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Kevin O'Leery continuing his I did nothing wrong and it's actually everyone else's fault I shilled FTX for months media tour1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Snoop Dogg waves the white flag on his attempt at creating a NFT label where the music will live in the metaverse, returns Death Row catalogue to streaming services1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
First Carl Icahn and now this? Leaked photo from a secret meeting where failed Gamestop CEO Ryan Cohen reportedly begged for an internship at Citadel, claiming he is flat broke after this whole gamestop / bed bath and beyond catastrophe1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Recruiting new bagho-- I mean, Bitcoiners is easy -- just explain all the problems Bitcoin solves! What problems does it solve, you ask? Well, [insert barely coherent scaremongering about inflation]1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Introducing Buttcoin NFTs! Powered by cutting-edge .CSV TechnologyTM, each one certifies the owner as an official verified crypto hater. Just $99 each (or you can right click if you'd prefer)1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Anyone else find apes' obsession with asking ChatGPT what to do/think genuinely kind of cute and endearing? Bonus: Cope, should've stuck with [the stock that is down 20% in the last 6 months]1mo ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Fun fact: Microstrategy is named after Michael Saylor's portfolio. Here's hoping bitcoin's flaming cyber hornets of truth don't work as well when you're underwater.2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
The future of the stonking class is bright with Comrade Cohen as our supreme chairman! Glory to GMERICA!1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
I have to admit I was losing interest and starting to doubt the MOAM, but this new Apes are seething with envy because Jon Stewart didn't choose their sub for his AMA arc is pretty funny2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Anyone else taking advantage of some bankruptcy discounts? Best Buy price matched the 20% off BBBY storewide discount for this coffee maker, so I was able to get a decent deal without even having to bother with BBBY's disintegrating website and customer service. Thanks Sue Gove!1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
As desperation sets in and the pressure campaign to DRS every share mounts, apes must begin showing their papers to the secret police in order to prove their loyalty2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
You're just mad you didn't invest in Bitcoin back in 2013 vs. what actually happened to people who did that.1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
I don't care if the price goes up, I am NOT in this for the money. I won't stop until the CRIMINALS Ryan Cohen and DFV are behind bars2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
The most wrinkle-brained of apes once again confront that age old question: what does the word majority mean?2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
I was in the lab all night working on this new DD, which I call the exponential ceiling. Can I get some wrinkle brains to confirm?2yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
