MFW I prep cranberry sauce, brine the turkey, start baking desserts... and then realize that Thanksgiving is NEXT week.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW my male haircut client was talking about how women who choose to not procreate get harassed more than men who choose to not procreate, and how unfair it is, and it's almost like women are actual people and not just a means to produce children.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
The other day in class we were learning proper contour and highlight placement. As my teacher put it, by the end of the day, you're all going to look like you're auditioning for The Lion King.8yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
I've been distracted by the internet all morning. MRW I realize I have to leave for work in 10 minutes and I haven't drawn my eyebrows on yet.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
[product question] [misc] impulse bought this at Trader Joe's, does anything in the ingredients scream don't put this on your face?4yr · arwenface · r/SkincareAddiction
Been suffering a somewhat painful lump in my breast for almost a month. Had it confirmed via breast exam at Planned Parenthood today. Am being sent to get an ultrasound of it. It's most likely not cancer but I've never dealt with anything like this before and I'm a little scared.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I was at the grocery store buying boneless chicken thighs today. MRW the guy at the meat counter bags it, weighs it, prints the price sticker, and then throws in a whole extra piece of chicken.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I took my crazy makeup onto Chatroulette last night and screencapped some of the better reactions...9yr · arwenface · r/funny
I'm up early, I feel great, and I'm dolling myself up to receive my California cosmetology license today (after waiting on paperwork from NY for 2 months). Even if the rest of the day is shit, nothing can break my stride.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I work in a hair salon. Every time a parent insists that their child has to keep their hair long/chop it off against the child's wishes for no good reason other than this is the way *I* want it, a part of my soul dies.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
It's really happening. I'm getting a breast reduction tomorrow. I got a confirmation call from both my surgeon's receptionist and the anesthesiologist today. AHHHH!!4yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Got this after a mutual friend posted pictures of her latest photography project in which I modeled as Ursula from the Little Mermaid. 8yr · arwenface · r/creepyPMs
MRW I buy a really cute skirt that has ACTUAL FUNCTIONAL POCKETS and they're sewn shut7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I know you guys generally frown upon sugar skulls, but I'm particularly proud of this and wanted to share it.9yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
My best friend and I are both LotR and Overwatch obsessed. She came up with this crossover idea, and I drew it. Alternate title: when you're waiting for the objective to unlock.3yr · arwenface · r/Overwatch_Memes
Recently started bartending at a local dive. The hardest part is responding to sexual objectification with a smile, but man, the money is good.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Turned my classmate into Charles Manson using old age makeup and crepe wool hair laying (sfx)8yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
This is why I wear makeup (full story/description in the comments)8yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
Since yesterday, my face has been on the front of knowyourmeme.com, linking to the PGUF article. I'm internet famous!8yr · arwenface · r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces
I had a consultation for my gallbladder surgery the other day. While reviewing the ultrasounds I got back in August, the doctor casually informs me that it isn't gallstones, it's one giant amalgamated gallstone that has taken up residence and is probably gaining sentience.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF on day 2 of a 30 day squat challenge. Leg and butt muscles I didn't even know I had are hurting.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
From okcupid... the downside to not having the foresight to have different usernames for different sites. Guy probably saw my reddit submission history, I'm only assuming.8yr · arwenface · r/creepyPMs
Hi trollx I bought a hello kitty phone case today and also I've finished most of a bottle of plum wine and I love you guys7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
A friend and I done up for another friend's 80's themed birthday night. I did both our hair and makeup. I'm the one on the left.9yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
Boyfriend and I went out on the town tonight, I got drunk, and i encountered dogs7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Troll uterus: have a dream about finding out I'm pregnant and going to get an abortion. Wake up to find my period has gotten a second wind.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm reading a blog article that starts off with breaking down body shaming and retiring the use of real woman, but then goes on to question and subtly shame women who wear makeup on a daily basis7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday I got to work on an infomercial. They're even more fun to make than they are to watch, holy crap.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
My body rudely reminded me that I'm going to be 30 in a month by gifting me my very first skin tag, under my left eye. I yanked it off with my tweezers.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I respond in a thread about friendzoning that it has less to do with physical appearance and more to do with someone's dripping desperation that makes them unappealing. I got asked to explain my reasoning, told I was probably an ugly girl, and all my subsequent comments got downvoted.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Since Halloween is coming up, every time I go out I do something crazier and crazier. By the time October rolls around, I won't even be human any more. :D9yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
Yesterday was my birthday, I'm in Vegas partying it up, and decided to go it like this tonight.8yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
I've had these new leggings for 3 weeks and I've already busted a hole in the crotch6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Always wear your seatbelts, kids (x-post from r/whatcouldgowrong and r/holdmybeer)4yr · arwenface · r/PeopleFalling
When I tell people my name is Arwen, like from Lord of the Rings, and they assume it's a nickname I adopted after the movies came out.8yr · arwenface · r/reactiongifs
I dropped $40 on a lunette, finally perfected inserting and removing it, used it for one period, then I got an IUD and my period stopped.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a woman who was drunk in my bar earlier in the day and talked about her husband being gay and then wanting to peg someone comes back later with a strap-on and starts hitting on a drunk young man who is surprisingly okay with it.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Working in retail, how you wish you could react to customers who say it doesn't scan, it must be free! HAR HAR!9yr · arwenface · r/reactiongifs
Not the highest quality, but a before and after of my mom! I did her hair and makeup for some professional headshots today. :)7yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
For my SFX final, I sculpted, molded, and painted a full-head silicone piece based on one of my favorite childhood books, Rainbow Fish.8yr · arwenface · r/pics
I have blue hair. Today at work, an old man said to me, whenever I see women with hair like yours, I always wonder if the snatch matches. I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want to be unprofessional or start a controversy. (more story in comments)6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wake up after a night of partying with bf, roommate, and a friend of ours to find an extra person I don't know well (and didn't okay staying) sleeping in our living room, wakes up to tell me I used your coconut oil for my hair I hope that's ok.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I come home from karaoke and I'm still drunk and listening to the RENT soundtrack7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Got real sloppy after a few drinks last night, SO had to help me home, I got really sick and spent all of today sick, and after talking to a few people I'm realizing I was probably roofied last night.5yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
[FOTD] October starts tomorrow, I'm starting my game face tonight. Also celebrating my first Sugarpill purchase; used Tako, Afterparty and Dollipop.8yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
Went to the ER last night with the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. Turns out I have a gall stone obstructing my gall bladdar, and I have to follow a clear liquid diet for a few days. Also I have to abstain from fatty food, spicy food, alcohol, and caffeine.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Bf left early this morning for his navy drill weekend. He came back after a few minutes to leave the mailbox key he accidentally took, and I had gotten up and was not expecting him to be in his fatigues, though I was pleasantly surprised. MFW6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend buys us a food dehydrator and I make jerky out of all the things.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Another shot of the birthday makeup I wore while I was in Vegas this past week8yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
When I'm sitting on the huge sub-woofer at the club and the DJ starts playing dubstep.9yr · arwenface · r/reactiongifs
I just ordered my first menstrual cup! I'm super excited. And also super nervous. But more excited!6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone I looked up to posts a status saying that anxiety doesn't exist and everyone needs to stop being babies, and a comment in agreement says that people with anxiety are the direct result of parents being failures at bringing up their children7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Every time I try to post something to r/funny and get downvoted to oblivion9yr · arwenface · r/reactiongifs
After a lifetime of recurring respiratory illnesses and a painful past couple days of blindness and seizures, but still being the sweetest cat I ever knew, we finally put our girl down tonight. Goodbye, Volta.8yr · arwenface · r/pics
When you kindly call someone out on some casual sexism, and they tell you to calm down, even though you're already totally calm.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I found out yesterday that my dog has hip dysplasia, pinched nerves in her lower back, and a huge hotspot on her flank that she now has to wear a cone for. Kinda hard coming to terms with my baby not being a young pup anymore.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Poured myself the last glass of wine in the bottle. About to take a sip, and there's a big fat dead fruit fly floating around in the glass.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I woke up at 4:30 this morning having a gall bladder attack, am still groggy from the resulting vicodin I took, and breakfast is plain toast and broth.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
After nearly a year of freelancing and having my s.o. mostly support me, I finally landed a part-time job! AND it's in my preferred industry! I'M SO HAPPY6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't have a title for this look, but it's the look I went out last night with9yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
Have my plans all set for New Years' Eve, going to a party and everything, realize NYE is when I'm supposed to get my period.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend, who doesn't even LIKE candy corn, tries to steal some from me. Side note: it's currently shark week.7yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend lets me know he's coming to my birthday party tonight, and then asks me if I have any single lady friends I can introduce him to6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Face-painted my friend last night. She loves birds, and gave me reddish purple and turquoise as the two base colors to work with.9yr · arwenface · r/MakeupAddiction
This is my grandpa. Today (6/3) he is 92 years old, and still works full-time as an engineer in New York City.9yr · arwenface · r/pics
Originally from NY and I love the cold. This is my first winter in southern Cali and this is MRW we finally have a morning chilly enough that I have to shut my bedroom window.6yr · arwenface · r/TrollXChromosomes
Caprese salad - mozzarella and tomatos from the local farmers market and basil fresh picked from the garden [OC] [1500x1000]7yr · arwenface · r/FoodPorn
Slightly over-poached eggs with a generous sprinkling of feta cheese.7yr · arwenface · r/shittyfoodporn
